Non-Sequiturs: 07.07.17

* Indiana Jones v. Hobby Lobby. JUSTICE ALITO delivered the opinion of the court. [Held] As applied to closely held corporations, regulations prohibiting the purchase of stolen antiquities violate the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which clearly states the Christian companies like Hobby Lobby can indirectly fund ISIS should the black market or stolen artifacts have relevance to their deeply held beliefs. Petitioners' claim that it belongs in a museum is denied. [NBC News] * The Supreme Court lifted the injunction against Wisconsin's "cocaine mom" law, which allows the state to send expectant mothers to jail because it claims jurisdiction over the unborn fetus. It just goes to show that it's better to be unborn in Wisconsin than actually having to live there. [ABA Journal] * States are suing because Betsy DeVos is delaying Obama regulations designed to protect students from for profit colleges. Given that the head of one of these "universities" is now the President of the United States, I do wonder what good a few regulations are going to do. The fox is already in the hen house, do I really care if he opens the gate for the rest of his friends? At this point, I blame the dumb ass chickens for being such easy prey anyway. [U.S. News] * Man arrested for assaulting his roommate during an argument about Star Wars vs. Star Trek. We don't know what side he was on, but I'd like to point out that the alleged assailant is black. Dear everybody who called me "oreo" in middle school: this brother here was willing to go to jail over Trek v. Wars. He grabbed the blade end of a knife with his bare hands. Please, go tell him he's not black enough because he has a deeply held opinion about science fiction. Report back how that goes for you. [The Root] * Penn State football is being counter-sued by a coach who claims that there were "intolerable" working conditions. I know nothing about the veracity of the coach's claims, but I'm pretty sure they could have forced him to diagram plays in his own blood and that wouldn't make the top ten "intolerable things that have happened in the Penn State locker room." [Deadspin] * Obviously, the big Alt-Right story this week was the CNN blackmail letter. The Alt-Right pot caught the kettle being black as night with CNN's veiled doxxing threat. The thing that's weird about the Alt-Right's obsession with CNN is: they seem to be the only ones watching the network. Like, this story details CNN's recent ratings struggles, but who is really surprised by that? CNN is not a #resistance network, and it's not a white supremacist network. Running a network for "moderates who like to be screamed at by partisans from both sides," seems like a good idea to who? CNN is not balanced: it just gives equal airtime to both extremes, creating a dystopian false equivalency that venerates Don Lemon's ability to make every thoughtful person on the planet hate his guts. If CNN is the great scalp the Alt-Right wants to take, they can have it. Wake me up when they come for the NewsHour. [Breitbart]