Everyone likes a good hashtag war! Or at least, people think the Twitter game of one-upsmanship is a fun distraction from the doldrums of work and the horror of the real world. Plus… PUNS!
#LawyerASong is trending and folks are tweeting out lyrics to songs… with just a few legal changes. The goal is to make the lyrics lawyerly based, while still maintaining the rhythmic structure of the original song. The results (thus far) have been decidedly mixed, but there are plenty of good ones in the mix.
Here are some of our favorites that are sure to get stuck in your head:

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#LawyerASong What is Law? Jury don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
— Pat, patron saint of taints (@pdiddy71) August 11, 2017
Billy Jean is not my lawyer #LawyerASong
— Judith Cole (@AuntCole22) August 11, 2017

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I Would Sue Anything for Love (But I Won’t Sue That)
#LawyerASong— S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 (@SheaBrowning) August 11, 2017
#LawyerASong Lien On Me
— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) August 11, 2017
Sustained in the membrane #LawyerASong
— Craigonetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) August 11, 2017
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