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Today is, after all, a day that ends in “y,” so George Conway has some thoughts on Trump’s ongoing seminar on failing your way to the top.
Earlier in the week, we learned that Trump calls George Conway a “total loser,” which ranks up there with “poopyhead” in the pantheon of insults. Of all Trump phenomena, one of the most underrated is his inability to craft even a remotely clever insult twinned with how well his remedial third-grader jabs play to his crowd. Say what you will about Rush Limbaugh, but that guy could always craft an entertaining attack line.

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But I digress. Today’s menu of delicious Conway goodness continues to focus on the pathology of Trump — specifically that he’s suffering from a mental breakdown that brings on compulsive lying — a thread Conway raised earlier in the week:
Don’t assume that the things he says and does are part of a rational plan or strategy, because they seldom are. Consider them as a product of his pathologies, and they make perfect sense. https://t.co/k9rAK3tGFT
— gtconway.bsky.social (@gtconway3d) March 18, 2019
Armchair analysis isn’t really cool. Actually, analysts usually sit in armchairs so that doesn’t really work, does it? You get the point. Psychologically profiling people from afar and without a psychology degree is… not great. Still, Conway’s pathologizing isn’t quite as important as his diagnosis of the symptoms:

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He lies even when it makes no sense to lie. As one of his lawyers once told me, Trump couldn’t be allowed to talk to Mueller because “he’d lie his ass off.”
— gtconway.bsky.social (@gtconway3d) March 21, 2019
This tracks. When disgraced goons like Rudy Giuliani and Alan Dershowitz go on TV and call the prospect of a Trump deposition a “perjury trap,” they’re not only peddling a cynical misunderstanding of the law to a lay audience who will internalize it without scrutiny, they’re telegraphing that they can’t imagine any interview under oath with Trump that wouldn’t involve perjury.
In another tweet, Conway points out that “He lies, as we have seen, about everything, about matters big and small, about things that matter and things that don’t,” which certainly sounds compulsive.
But Conway’s open to other interpretations too:
Also possible. There’s a clip of Trump online talking to Tom Brokaw thirty years ago and Trump is speaking in complete, coherent sentences. It’s quite a remarkable contrast to today, when all you get are these often incompréhensible word salads. https://t.co/7qvVeSU77C
— gtconway.bsky.social (@gtconway3d) March 21, 2019
Here’s the Trump-Brokaw interview. It’s from 1980. Trump was 33, and was articulate and coherent, unlike today. https://t.co/lmcidXbimA
— gtconway.bsky.social (@gtconway3d) March 21, 2019
Though for all of his effort on the Twitter machines trying to build some sort of solid case against Trump’s mental fitness for Conway’s cohort of Fed Soc buddies hoping for a 25th Amendment escape hatch to usher in the “1000 Year Pence,” Conway is able to appreciate that sometimes Occam’s Razor applies.
That’s true too. https://t.co/o9tLyyePfj
— gtconway.bsky.social (@gtconway3d) March 21, 2019
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