* Judge rules that groping is not sexual harassment because twerking exists. This is going to shock you, but the opinion wasn’t written by either Kavanaugh or Thomas. [Legal Cheek]
* Where will the Mueller team go now that their work is done? I just want Mueller to stare directly into a camera and say, “I’m going to Disneyworld.” [National Law Journal]
* More Biglaw firms joining the Varsity Blues case. [American Lawyer]
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* Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t believe Gonzaga exists outside of a basketball team. The law school dean went on TV to prove Gonzaga is a real school. [Law.com]
* When is a potato skin not a potato skin? [Law360]
* First pass interference, now this: Bob Kraft’s prostitution videos are probably public records so we’ll get to review those soon enough. [Deadspin]
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* Abbe Lowell’s email issues now include a record of him trying to influence the Cohen testimony to cover for Ivanka. [Vanity Fair]