* Lawyer vibecoded himself. This should end well. [Business Insider]
* The Justice Department may have leaked grand jury testimony and violated court order. THIS Justice Department? Shocking. [Courthouse News Service]
* Judge says the supply chain risk designation that the Trump administration put on Anthropic looks like retaliation. Well, she's not hallucinating! [Reuters]
* Supreme Court appears willing to bring back policy to deny refugees the right to even ask for asylum at the border. [ABA Journal]
LexisNexis sat down with John Ursin, Managing Partner at Schenck Price, to learn how the firm is using legal AI to strengthen client service and daily legal work.
* NJ federal judges have picked another new U.S. Attorney. How long will it take for them to be fired and replaced illegally? [New Jersey Law Journal]
* Now departed SEC Enforcement chief had pushed back against administration officials demanding sweetheart deals for allies. [Reuters]
* Supreme Court signals interest in adding voting obstacles in advance of the Midterms. [New York Times]
* Trump DOJ looking to drop case against officers charged with knowingly using false information to secure the warrant that ended with other officers police killing Breonna Taylor. [ABA Journal]
* SEC must turn over video of its Elon Musk interview to documentary filmmaker. [Law360]
* Magistrate given a formal sanction over a private message about Winston Churchill was deemed "racially inappropriate." Of note, the judge pointed out that he was criticizing colonialism and that he probably wasn't trying to be racist about himself. [Legal Cheek]
* Robert Mueller died over the weekend. Mueller's investigation found widespread criminality among Trump's circle including ample evidence -- under ordinary circumstances -- to pursue obstruction charges against Trump himself. [NY Times]
* "Good, I’m glad he’s dead," Trump wrote, reacting to news of Mueller's passing with all the class one would expect. Clearly the same people who called for private citizens to be fired as insensitive for merely quoting Charlie Kirk after he was killed. [CNN]
* Jurors conclude Elon Musk tried to mislead investors when he threatened to back out of the Twitter deal. [BBC]
* Fifth Circuit knocks down FTC cease-and-desist over TurboTax misleading consumers. Happy tax season! [Law360]
* Kirkland lawyer who represented Epstein retiring from the firm. [American Lawyer]
* Supreme Court prepares to hear challenge to latest state voting obstacle. [New York Times]
* Ruemmler receiving $25 million as she departs Goldman. [Bloomberg Law News]
ATL Bracket: Which Of These Ghouls Should Get Disbarred First? There are still a few hours left to vote in our annual March anger bracket. Which Trump lawyer's ethically fraught work most warrants disciplinary inquiry. We have 4 regions worth of matchups... here, here, here, and here.
* Chief Justice Roberts says personal attacks against judges have got to stop. But, one might ask, what if those attacks are official acts of the president? [Reuters]
* Jurors must ponder whether Elon Musk was deliberate or stupid. [Law360]
* The Senate Commerce Committee asks "Liability or Deniability?" as Section 230 turns 30. A milestone birthday that, like most 30th birthdays, will be celebrated with existential dread and questioning whether it should even still exist. [Senate Commerce Committee]
* Donald Trump wants election tamperer Tina Peters out of prison with his "full pardon" of exclusively state crimes, but after scuffling with fellow inmate, Peters has new legal trouble. [Denver Post]
* SEC announces guidelines for cryptocurrency clearing the way for fake money Ponzi schemes. [Coindesk]
* Trump administration files its defense of the Pentagon's supply chain risk designation for Anthropic arguing that Anthropic presents an incurable threat to the United States... that the government needs to use for its most sensitive applications immediately. [US News]
* DOJ announces that it will start hiring prosecutors straight out of law school. At this point, replacing a whole US Attorney's Office with ChatGPT wouldn't be a huge dropoff. [Bloomberg Law News]
* Supreme Court taking up case of Haitian and Syrian temporary status holders challenging the administration decision to arbitrarily cancel the program. But, the Supreme Court did not use its shadowy authority to overturn the existing stays blocking Trump action... maybe publicly insulting the Chief Justice does have consequences. [MS Now]
* CEO blows off lawyers and asks AI to get him out of a $250 million contract. Yadda yadda yadda, he owes $250 million. [404 Media]
* Todd Blanche throws DOJ behind effort to help void guilty plea of a man with ties to Russian intelligence who was sent to prison for 6 years for making up a fake story about Joe Biden receiving a bribe. [Mother Jones]
* Children sue Elon Musk's AI operation for generating sexually explicit images of them. [Reuters]
* RFK Jr's bid to cancel many essential childhood vaccines blocked by federal judge. [Law360]
