Joe Patrice
Joe Patrice joined Above the Law in 2013. Joe received a degree in Economics and Political Science from the University of Oregon and a J.D. from the NYU School of Law. From 2001, he worked as a litigator for both Cleary, Gottlieb, Steen & Hamilton and Lankler Siffert & Wohl, representing a variety of individuals, institutions, and foreign sovereigns in criminal and civil matters. Joe left legal practice in 2012 to pursue writing, contributing to numerous publications, including ATL, before joining the full-time staff.
Posts by Joe Patrice
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Government
DC Bar Finds Jeffrey Clark Violated Ethics Rules Because... Obviously.
DC Bar determines that Jeffrey Clark played stupid games... should win stupid prizes. -
Courts
Originalist Judge Hails Future Where Time-Consuming Task Of Compiling Fake History Is Replaced By AI Hallucinations
Leave it to the originalists to make AI truly dystopian. - Sponsored
Navigating Financial Success by Avoiding Common Pitfalls and Maximizing Firm Performance
In this CLE-eligible webinar, we’ll explore the most common accounting pitfalls and how to avoid them for your firm. -
Courts
Federal Judge Wrote World's Best Product Complaint After Portable Toilet Collapsed
Seems like a fair complaint.
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Biglaw
Finance Bro Explains 'HOW TO HIRE GOOD ATTORNEYS' -- Actually Good Attorneys Laugh Hysterically
Some clients don't want a lawyer, they want a goon. -
Government
Seizing Donald Trump's Assets: The Excisable Eight
Continue voting on which Trump asset will be the most hilarious to seize. -
Podcasts
Supreme Court, Disney, And Trump -- A Wild Week In Review
Breaking down the action-packed final week of March. -
Technology
Maybe We've Got The Artificial Intelligence In Law 'Problem' All Wrong
Perhaps artificial intelligence could stand to be a little less human. -
See Also
'Get In Losers, We're Going Forum Shopping,' Say Federal Judges -- See Also
Roberts Rules Of Disorder: The Chief Justice wants to save his branch. The judges aren’t listening.
Mo Money, Moye Problems: As attorneys depart for Biglaw, Moye White forced to wind down.
April Fools Day: Happy birthday to America’s leakiest justice.
I’d Like To Buy This Court Some Coke…: Judge tests positive for cocaine.
Strategerie: Donald Trump decides to attack another judge overseeing his trial.
Gag Me With An Amendment: More on Trump’s attacks on the latest judge’s family.
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The Business Case For AI At Your Law Firm
ChatGPT ushers in the age of generative AI – even for law firms. -
Courts
Chief Justice Roberts Tried To Save The Credibility Of The Judiciary, But Some Judges Just Want To Watch The World Burn
The Northern District of Texas decides to ignore the new federal judicial rules because YOLO. -
Small Law Firms
Law Firms Looking Outside The JD Box For Legal Talent
There's something inherently intriguing about non-JDs joining the legal industry. -
Government
The Seizure Sixteen: Which Of These Trump Assets Should Get Seized First
After a thrilling first round, let's get to voting to see who advances in the 'Which Trump Asset Should We Seize' competition. -
Government
Ron DeSantis Claims Victory Over Disney And All He Had To Do Was Give Disney Everything They Wanted
This doesn't read like much of a win. -
Courts
Neil Gorsuch Confidently Declares That He Did The Research (He Did Not Do The Research)
How hard is it to run a research query?
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The Business Case For AI At Your Law Firm
ChatGPT ushers in the age of generative AI – even for law firms.
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Is The Future Of Law Distributed? Lessons From The Tech Adoption Curve
The rise of remote work has dramatically reshaped the relationship between Lawyers and Law Firms, see how Scale LLP has taken the steps to get…
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Early Adopters Of Legal AI Gaining Competitive Edge In Marketplace
How to best leverage generative AI as an early adopter with ethical use.
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Legal AI: 3 Steps Law Firms Should Take Now
If 2023 introduced legal professionals to generative AI, then 2024 will be when law firms start adapting to utilize it. Things are moving fast, so…
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Navigating Financial Success by Avoiding Common Pitfalls and Maximizing Firm Performance
In this CLE-eligible webinar, we’ll explore the most common accounting pitfalls and how to avoid them for your firm.
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Government
Which Of Donald Trump's Assets Will Be The Most Fun To Seize?
Let's vote on the property that Donald Trump least wants to lose. -
Government
Let's Seize Some Donald Trump Properties!
Come vote for which Trump property the NYAG should seize next. -
Government
Which Donald Trump Asset Seizures Will Tick Him Off The Most: A Bracket
It's March Madness meets judgment enforcement for Donald Trump. -
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Small Law Firms
Daily Show Correspondent Joins Law Firm Because That's Obviously The Logical Next Step
This actually makes a lot of sense the more you think about it. -
Podcasts
Did Joe Biden Get More Standing Ovations At The State Of The Union Or On Cold Call?
Conservative justices can't stop telling on themselves when it comes to forum shopping.