Cars
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Basketball, Biglaw, Cars, Google / Search Engines, In-House Counsel, Law Firm Mergers, Law Firm Names, Money, Morning Docket, Patents, Patton Boggs, Racism, Real Estate, Technology
Morning Docket: 05.19.14
* Partners from Patton Boggs and Squire Sanders may vote on their merger sometime this week. Get ready to say hello to Squire Patton, House of Boggs, Hodorific of Its Name. [Reuters]
* “[E]xcuse me, sir, you may not be here in five years.” Biglaw firms are becoming more “egalitarian” about office space because attorneys have expiration dates. [National Law Journal]
* After a flat year in 2013, and much to Biglaw’s chagrin, “[i]t is going to be harder to sustain year-over-year profitability gains.” Oh joy, time to power up the layoff machine. [Philadelphia Inquirer]
* Tech giants Apple and Google have called a ceasefire in their dueling patent suits in a quest to reform patent law — and so Apple can concentrate all of its efforts on suing the sh*t out of Samsung. [Bloomberg]
* GM’s in-house legal department is being heavily scrutinized in the wake of the car maker’s ignition switch lawsuit extravaganza. You see, friends, people die when lawyers don’t even bother to lie. [New York Times]
* Donald Sterling found a lawyer willing to represent him, an antitrust maven who thinks the NBA should take its ball and go home because “no punishment was warranted” in his client’s case. [WSJ Law Blog]
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Cars, Law Schools
Lawyer Pleads To Court About Damaged Bentley
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Alan Dershowitz, Cars, Conferences / Symposia, Drugs, Education / Schools, Intellectual Property, Jury Duty, Non-Sequiturs, Old People, Patents, Suicide, Videos
Non-Sequiturs: 03.20.14
* A Minnesota court ruled that it is not a crime to encourage people to commit suicide. So… keep commenting assholes, just know that you’ll feel really bad if I do it. [Gawker] * I might be in the market for a used car, and I’m hoping to get a really good deal on one of these “recalled” GMs. I hope the DOJ doesn’t screw up my plans. [Reuters Legal] * Speaking of cars, Alan Dershowitz calls for vigorous prosecution of reckless drivers. I call for vigorous prosecution of any box-blocking suburbanite who drives around Manhattan on a Saturday like they’re cruising to the country fair. [ABA Journal] * Alabama thinks that people over 70 should be excused from jury duty. YES, they deserve to be excused and I hope they burn in Hell! [WSJ Law Blog] * Narc is the new tattletale. [Simple Justice] * Are you an IP lawyer, especially a patent litigator? Here’s a symposium you should consider attending (featuring ATL columnist Gaston Kroub). [Markman Advisors] * Speaking of conferences, who wants to hang out with Lat in Las Vegas? Read on for details (plus video)…. Lat will be speaking next month at Avvo’s big Lawyernomics conference in Vegas. Here’s the agenda, here’s the registration from, and here’s Lat’s speaker spotlight video:
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Cars, Celebrities, Crime, Drinking, Drugs, DUI / DWI
Driving While Bieber?
Has Justin Bieber become a target for arrests simply because others have made claims against him? -
Bad Ideas, Cars, Facebook, Law Professors, Law Schools, Quote of the Day, Rudeness
This Is Why You Shouldn't Give Your Law Professor The Finger
Flip off the person who grades you, great idea! -
Advertising, Cars, Lawyer Advertising, Plaintiffs Firms, Videos, YouTube
Hilarious Commercial Alert: Attorney Smashes Insurance Companies -- With A Hammer!
When lawyers make intentionally goofy ads, everyone wins! -
Cars, Contests, Law School Deans, Law Schools, Student Loans
6 Cars Law Students Drive: Please Show Us Yours
Is your law school debt high because you drive a nice car? -
Cars, Crime, Drinking, DUI / DWI, Kids, Sentencing Law, White People
In Defense Of The Rich White Boy Who Killed Four People And Got Away With It
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Cars, Contract Attorneys
If This Van's A-Rockin' Don't Come A-Knockin'
You won't believe the extremes one West Coaster is going to for an hourly wage.... -
9th Circuit, Alex Kozinski, Cars, Quote of the Day
Chief Judge Kozinski: His Honor Objects!
Welcome to what one legal journalist describes as a "lawyer's nightmare." -
Biglaw, Cars, Lawyerly Lairs, Real Estate, Romance and Dating, Weirdness
Lawyerly Lairs: Lawyer Lives In RV Down By the River
Want to pay off your law school loans more quickly? Try living out of a glorified van. -
Cars, Fabulosity, Fashion, Fashion Is Fun, Quote of the Day
Lawyer Parks Lambo Like A Jackass, Because He Can Afford To
Money can buy anything, except class. -
Cars, Law Schools, Money, Student Loans
Law Student Selling Hot Wheels Collection To Pay Off Debt
Selling your childhood to pay for law school.
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California, Cars, Crime, Law Schools, Violence
Law Student Allegedly Lives Out Issue-Spotter When Cops Say She Used Car As a Deadly Weapon
According to the authorities, after a woman was attacked and robbed, she tried to use her car for revenge with tragic results. -
Cars, Crime, Drinking, New Orleans, Sex, Sex Scandals, Sexual Harassment
Local Celebrity Accused Of Inventing Story Of Cab Driver Harassment
Lady who accused cabbie of inappropriate conduct might be a dirty liar. -
Attorney Misconduct, Biglaw, Blackberry-Crackberry, Cars, Law Schools, Legal Ethics, Morning Docket, Paul Bergrin, Prisons, SCOTUS, Securities Law, Supreme Court, Technology
Morning Docket: 09.24.13
* A study revealed that almost half of all links in online Supreme Court opinions are dead, but at least internet pranksters like this guy have been given a chance in the spotlight. [New York Times]
* CHECK YOU [BLACKBERRIES] OFTEN, because firms like Shearman & Sterling, McCarthy Tétrault, Skadden Arps, and Torys will advise on the ancient technology’s private sale. [Am Law Daily]
* We hope this IPO isn’t imported from Detroit. Chrysler filed a prospectus with the SEC yesterday with the help of attorneys from Sullivan & Cromwell and Cravath. [DealBook / New York Times]
* Paul Bergrin, more commonly known as the “Baddest Lawyer in the History of Jersey,” was handed a life sentence yesterday. At least he’ll have street cred with his gen pop friends. [WSJ Law Blog (sub. req.)]
* If you’re still thinking of applying to law school now, you must be the kind of person who needs advice on how to go to college and fill out applications, all at the same time. [Law Admissions Lowdown / U.S. News]
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Cars, Deaths, Drinking, DUI / DWI, Quote of the Day, Videos
Man Who Confessed To Drunk Driving-Related Killing On YouTube Says He'll Plead Guilty... But Doesn't
This guy isn't following through with his promise just yet... -
Canada, Cars
Lawyer Who Abandoned Ferrari To Help Client Gets A Handsome Reward
What do you think he received after going through s**t for a client? -
Biglaw, Cars, Cellphones, Continuing Legal Education / CLE, Crime, Drugs, Husch Blackwell, Law Schools, Money, Morning Docket, New Jersey, Racism, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns
Morning Docket: 08.28.13
* After three years on top, Baker & McKenzie has lost its place as the top grossing firm in the Global 100. But which firm dethroned the once king? None other than… [Am Law Daily]
* Today we celebrate the 50th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s March on Washington, and yet some of the things he sought to change still remain the same in 2013. [Washington Post]
* The house always wins: Navin Kumar Aggarwal, the ex-K&L Gates partner who stole client funds to pay gambling debts, was jailed after receiving a 12-year sentence. [Am Law Daily]
* “This is like a triple-overtime win.” Merrill Lynch is making a huge $160 million payout in a racial bias case that’s been stuck in the courts for nearly a decade. [DealBook / New York Times]
* As eager young law students return to school, maybe it’s time for you to consider brushing up on the basics. Now is an excellent time to take care of those pesky CLE requirements. [Corporate Counsel]
* Husch Blackwell is teaming up with WUSTL Law to launch a training program for… partners. Take this for what is is, law students: a great opportunity to résumé bomb the hell out of them. [National Law Journal]
* Career alternatives for attorneys: judicial drug mule. Following an investigation by the DEA, a former Utah judge pleaded guilty to the possession of enough Oxycodone to kill a small horse. [Salt Lake Tribune]
* Don’t even think about texting anyone, ever again, in the state of New Jersey, especially if they might be driving, because the appeals court says you could be held liable for negligence. [WSJ Law Blog (sub. req.)]
* Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild has been sentenced to 270 days in jail and three years’ probation after being convicted of assault and false imprisonment by a jury of “stupid, stupid idiots.” [Los Angeles Times]
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Cars, Crime, Drinking, Sex, Sex Scandals, Sexual Harassment
It'll Take More Than Drunken Upskirt Pics To Extort Money From This Lawyer
Whether or not this lady put herself in a good situation, she didn't "ask" to be taken advantage of.