Sensible shoes are for liberal chicks. Say hello to fabulous Federalist footwear!

As you may have noticed, from our two posts late on Monday night and one from Tuesday morning, we're engaging in some after-the-fact blogging of last week's Federalist Society National Lawyers Convention.

As in past years, the social highlight of the conference was the Thursday night banquet (black tie optional; and many availed themselves of the option, 'cause that's how conservatives roll). The speaker at the dinner was none other than Justice Samuel A. Alito, who delivered an insightful and hilarious speech that was a delight to listen to. Just as one might say of, say, a newscast by Jon Stewart, much of the entertainment value was in the delivery -- Justice Alito is so dry and deadpan, and yet his remarks make you bust out laughing.

Interestingly enough, we haven't come across many news accounts of Justice Alito's speech. There was also no video recording allowed at the address. So we feel we can add some value with this write-up, despite its belated nature.

There may have been some confusion over the ground rules governing reporting about the speech. From the BLT:

Justice Samuel Alito Jr. spoke to the Federalist Society [last Thursday] night, but photos of him doing so are hard to come by. That's because photographers other than the Federalist Society's own were barred from the event. Keith Appell, a spokesman for the Federalist Society, said cameras were prohibited by Alito's security detail....

Kathy Arberg, the court spokeswoman, said "The justice's policy was that the event was open to still cameras and pencil press," and that the Federalist Society was informed of that policy before the event.

Well, photos from the event aren't hard to come by on Above the Law. Nobody told us that we couldn't take photographs -- so we did. And, as members of the "pencil press," we jotted down notes in our reporter's notebook. (We left the laptop at the hotel that night.)

Check out a slideshow of our pictures, along with a discussion of Justice Alito's highly engaging and entertaining address, after the jump.

Last month, we reported that bankrupt law firm Heller Ehrman would be selling some of its art to raise money for its creditors. Heller hopes to raise $1 million (or more) through a series of sales, in New York and California.

The first of several Heller art auctions took place yesterday at Bonhams & Butterfields, at 580 Madison Avenue in New York. We attended, both to cover the proceedings and in the hope of making a purchase or two. (The most important works from the Heller collection will be sold next year, but those pieces -- by artists like Diebenkorn, Lichtenstein, and Serra -- are a bit beyond our price range.)

Upon arrival at Bonhams, we checked in with a receptionist. We were asked to provide our driver's license and credit card for photocopying, which we did. Buyers can pay for purchases with either a credit card or a check, but the auction house still copies your credit card for its records.

(There is a slight discount for using a check or cash over a credit card. The buyer's premium, a commission paid by the winning bidder to the auction house, is 22 percent of the purchase price for credit cards, but 20 percent for cash or check.)

After supplying the requested documentation and filling out a short form, we were given a paddle for bidding. We were hoping for something wooden; the word "paddle" conjures up images of spanking -- fun! Instead, we received a laminated card of gray and white plastic, printed with the number "238" (our bidder number).

Did we make any purchases? How well did the Heller Ehrman art sell? Find out, plus check out pictures of the art, after the jump.

What's your Halloween costume this year? A slutty nurse? A creepy Notre Dame 1L? Or something far more scary -- maybe Bob from Human Resources, the Grim Reaper who takes your Biglaw job away?

This year we decided to dress up as Judge Denny Chin (S.D.N.Y.), recently nominated by President Obama to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit. If you're a criminal, Judge Chin can be quite frightening -- he sentenced Bernie Madoff to a whopping 150 years.

And where did we get the idea for our costume? ATL comments (see #2 and #17).

A slideshow of photos showing us in our Judge Chin costume, after the jump.

Perhaps it's a sign of the times. We received a whopping four (4) entries in our inaugural law firm swag contest. Is law firm swag, like subsidized soda or staff attorney programs, another casualty of the recession?

But if we cancel the contest, then the terrorists win. So, onward!

We realize, of course, that not everyone approves of swag. See, e.g., this comment:

This is fairly disgusting.... I find this article particularly untimely, given that most law students are struggling to find good jobs, and many practicing attorneys are struggling just to keep the jobs they have.

Jeez, commenter 58 -- lighten up! Considering that we cover law firm layoffs in excruciating detail, to the point where many accuse us of doomsaying and fearmongering, we are aware of the tough job market. But, even in the Great Recession, some people are still getting offers -- along with a little swag to sweeten the pot. So what's wrong with some fun to balance out the gloom?

In defense of law firm schwag, here's a trend worth noting: "going green." Firms are trying to be environmentally conscious in their swag selections, as well as more socially responsible in general. This may make schwag less "disgusting" to its critics.

A second theme of swag this year: customization. In this age of individualism and/or narcissism, firms are letting swag recipients have a say in what gets given away. Just as firms are moving away from lockstep in terms of pay and promotion, so too are they allowing for greater tailoring in terms of swag.

Check out the finalists, and vote for the best law firm swag, after the jump.

Despite the grim economy -- which we don't think is recovering yet, despite all the "green shoots" talk -- law firms continue to interview. And to make job offers. And, of course, to woo the lucky few who get offers with fabulous prizes: the nifty gifts and cute tchotchkes, often branded with the firm's name or logo, that we collectively call LAW FIRM SWAG.

At the recent Lavender Law conference (coverage here and here), we were impressed by the level of interview activity at the job fair. To be sure, it's not clear whether any hiring was going on; but it was nice to see law firms out in force.

And it was nice to see their swag. There were pens, courtesy of Seyfarth Shaw, and compact shoeshine discs, courtesy of Townsend and Townsend and Crew. (Leave it to an IP law firm to bring out the snazzy hardware.)

And what about Sullivan & Cromwell, giver of bonsai trees, and the historical king of law firm swag? What did S&C dole out at this year's Lavender Law conference?

Find out -- and, even more importantly, learn how to nominate your favorite Biglaw gift in Above the Law's first annual LAW FIRM SWAG CONTEST -- after the jump.

Some of you, especially the straight males, may recall Stephanie Shimek (née Stephanie Haney). She's the University of North Carolina law student who tried out for Playboy, to wit, the "Girls of the ACC" issue. We wrote about her in a post entitled "Career Alternatives for Law Students: Playboy Bunny."

Multiple ATL readers -- who read Playboy just for the articles, we're sure -- have alerted us to the good news: Stephanie made it into the magazine! WCHL reports:

A UNC student has had her dreams of being featured in Playboy magazine come true in the 2009 October 'Girls of ACC" issue.

Twenty-four year old Stephanie Christine says ever since she first picked up a copy of the magazine at her aunt's house, she wanted to be like one of the Bunnies.

That's one open-minded aunt! (Based on an interview with Stephanie on the WCHL website, however, it seems that the issues belonged to her uncle -- no lesbianic aunt here.)

Stephanie is a 3L, and as we've discussed, 3L recruiting is a nightmare this year. But don't worry about Steph; she has backup options. According to WCHL, she aspires to work in entertainment law -- but if that doesn't work out, "[f]uture involvement with Playboy has been extended to her." In addition, "her parents and family have been really supportive."

As diligent journalists, we went out to a local newsstand and picked up a copy of Playboy's "Sex on Campus 2009" issue. After showing photo ID -- we got carded (yesss!!!) -- and plunking down $5.99, we took the plastic-wrapped periodical back to the office, where Elie gave us a brief tutorial in female anatomy. (We've never seen a woman's private parts in real life, except this one time we went to a nude beach in France.)

After the jump, we present you with pictures of Stephanie, plus one other young woman who aspires to a legal career. We have carefully redacted the photos -- drawing on skills honed during document review years ago, before online doc review became commonplace -- so they are safe for work. Enjoy.

As you may have noticed, we generally moderate comments relating to a certain rather vulgar meme (and sometimes we ban IP addresses too).

If you don't know what we're talking about, then skip this post -- and consider yourself lucky. But if you miss being able to invoke the ass lobster meme, then you're in luck.

We are offering "ass lobster amnesty" in the comments to this post. Get it all out of your system now, since we will continue to zap "ass lobster" comments on other posts.

To inspire you, we took some photos this weekend of associate editor Kashmir Hill, posing with a big-ass lobster (five pounds).

Slideshow after the jump.

A certain big-time lawyer turned big-time fraudster -- Marc Dreier, aka "Mini-Madoff" -- will probably spend the rest of his life behind bars. He must miss his days of house arrest, when he got to hole up in 34C -- not just a great bra size, but also a great apartment -- at One Beacon Court.

That apartment is no longer his. The New York Law Journal reports:

The luxury midtown Manhattan apartment of disgraced attorney Marc S. Dreier was sold at auction for $8.2 million, about $2 million less than the $10.43 million he paid in 2007.

The sale of the condominium at 151 E. 58th St. came just one week after Southern District Judge Jed S. Rakoff sentenced Mr. Dreier to 20 years in prison for orchestrating a multi-year Ponzi scheme that fleeced more than $400 million from clients of Dreier LLP and investors to whom he sold bogus promissory notes.

Forty-six bidders registered for the auction held at Southern District Bankruptcy Court. In just five minutes, the price of Mr. Dreier's 3,000-square-foot apartment in the Bloomberg Building at One Beacon Court rocketed to $8.15 million from an initial bid of $3 million.

Eight million isn't chump change. But look at everything the buyer is getting!

Judge Sonia Sotomayor and Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly, who was covering Sotomayor's confirmation hearings, both sported electric blue blazers over black blouses today. Kelly -- who is, by the way, also a lawyer (Albany Law / Jones Day) -- joked on air that she called up President Obama and got advance word of Sotomayor's outfit, so they could coordinate.

A reader poll, inspired by the regular US Weekly feature, "Who wore it better?" -- after the jump.

Thanks to everyone who attended last week's cocktail hour and panel discussion, Market Volatility & Your Finances. The well-attended event -- held at the headquarters of AXA Advisors, in a spacious room with stunning views of Central Park (see above) -- was informative and fun.

A special thanks to Larry Bahr and AXA Advisors for hosting the evening. If you're looking for a financial advisor to help you navigate these challenging times, you should definitely drop Larry a line.

We'll be doing more Above the Law events in the future. If you're interested in possibly sponsoring an event, please contact our sales and marketing director, Elyse DiPierri, by email (subject line: "Event Sponsorship").

Check out the pictures, after the jump.

Members of WMD and the Bad Ass Brass Band (Latham & Watkins LLP / Law Office of Richard Goldberg), rocking out.

If you're at your computer (and perhaps in the office) at this late hour, you must be very bored.

So check out a slideshow of photos from the sixth annual Battle of the Law Firm Bands, an event previously covered here and here, after the jump.

Elyse DiPierri, sales and marketing director for Above the Law, at the NALP conference booth for ATL (booth #53 -- feel free to drop by if you're here).

Greetings from Washington, host city for the 2009 annual education conference of the National Association for Law Placement (NALP). We've been down in our former stomping grounds since Tuesday. The conference started yesterday and will continue into Saturday.

We attended a number of very interesting events yesterday -- and participated in a fun and lively plenary panel, entitled "Don't Fight the Web: Surviving and Thriving in a 2.0 World" -- and we will be filing a few reports on the proceedings. Although we understand that there are fewer attendees this year, which is understandable in light of the economic crisis, the conference still appears to be well-attended (standing room only at several panels, including our plenary).

In addition to attending events, catching up with old friends, and networking up a storm, we've been manning the Above the Law booth in the exhibition hall. Check out a slideshow of booth photos -- featuring ATL swag, as well as our lovely and amazing advertising sales director, Elyse DiPierri -- after the jump.

The world is obsessed with celebrity professors Cass Sunstein and Samantha Power, who recently left the ivory tower to take high-ranking positions in the Obama Administration. He might someday sit on the Supreme Court; she's a winner of the Pulitzer Prize; and together, as we previously reported (see the update), they're creating the World's Smartest Baby.

How many HLS grads turned Harvard professors get named Fun Couple of the 21st Century by Esquire? The article begins:

If The Chronicle of Higher Education had paparazzi, a few of them would be camped outside this office right now.

The office is in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and inside are two Harvard professors. The first -- a tall woman in her thirties with long red hair -- is wrapped in a wool blanket.... The second -- a slightly older man who looks a bit like William Hurt -- wears a dark suit and is twirling a Wilson tennis racket, a favorite habit of his. They're talking about the usual -- Obama, the fight against extremism, the future of the Supreme Court. And also, who should order flowers for the priest who helped them out with wedding plans.

In a week, they're getting married in a small church in Ireland -- a fact that, if those paparazzi did exist, would send them into a Brad-and-Angelina tizzy.

Oh, but such paparazzi do exist. Harvard Law School student "Percy Thrillington" snapped a few photos of the happy couple, in an HLS parking lot -- the small parking lot just off Mass. Ave., next to the International Legal Studies library. They were unloading what said tipster described as "a rather dorky-looking red PT Cruiser."

(Hey, Percy, lay off the PT Cruiser. If it's good enough for Chief Justice John Roberts -- see photo at right -- then it's good enough for Cass and Sam.)

After a heated bidding war between top tabloid publications -- bids climbed well into the six figures, allowing Percy to pay for his law school education -- ATL emerged victorious. We now proudly present exclusive photographs of the world's leading legal-academic couple.

Check out paparazzi pics of the Power couple, after the jump.

Thanks to everyone who attended last week's "Meet the ATL Editors" happy hour, held here in New York at Professor Thoms'. The party, sponsored by Major, Lindsey & Africa, was a huge success.

About 100 people -- including law students, Biglaw associates, and even some partners -- passed through during the hours the party was on. It was scheduled to end at 11 p.m., but when this exhausted editor left at midnight, the festivities were still going strong. The free cocktails we provided to kick off the drinking were quickly consumed, and the supply of Above the Law t-shirts was also exhausted.

We'll be doing more events in the future -- some in New York, some in other cities -- so please keep an eye out for them. If you're interested in possibly sponsoring an ATL event, please contact our sales and marketing director, Elyse DiPierri, by email (subject line: "Event Sponsorship").

Once again, thanks to Major, Lindsey & Africa for sponsoring the party.

Check out the pictures after the jump (or just click here).

"My boyfriend summered at MoFo, and all I got was this lousy tote bag!"

These days are dominated by gloomy news: dissolutions, layoffs, rescinded offers. It gets depressing -- and old. So let's shift gears and talk about a happy topic: law firm offer swag.

Yes, America still has large law firms. They are still hiring summer associates. And these firms still woo prospective summers with fabulous prizes, to encourage acceptance of their offers. Word on the street is that S&C is once again plying offerees with its fabled bonsai trees.

And sometimes even editors of humble legal blogs get gifts in the mail. The good folks over at Morrison & Foerster sent us some lovely gifts, which we're guessing they've also shared with offer recipients (although we're not positive; please do let us know).

Update: A tipster tells us that, in addition to the items we received, MoFo also gave out 4G jump drives and universal outlet converters.

Check out a slideshow of the MoFo loot -- and compare your Biglaw hauls, in the comments -- after the jump.

Where do lawyers turned reality TV contestants go? After their television careers, they take different paths.

Some return to their law firms. E.g., Charlie Herschel (Survivor / Weil Gotshal); Denise Gitsham (The Bachelor / K&L Gates); and Stacy Rotner (The Apprentice / Sidley). Some stay in the world of entertainment. E.g., David Otunga (engaged to Oscar-winning songstress Jennifer Hudson); Yul Kwon (Survivor winner, who then worked for CNN as a special correspondent).

And some have ups and downs. Remember Jeremy Anderson, the hottie from Hunton & Williams who competed for DeAnna Pappas's hand on the latest season of The Bachelorette? Shortly after the show ended, his life wasn't so glamorous. From a Texas tipster:

Jeremy, the runner-up from the Bachelorette, is working as a contract attorney upstairs at my firm [McKool Smith in Dallas]. Looks like Hunton Williams didn't invite him back to the firm after the show ended. I heard about it because a bunch of the secretaries were going to the doc review floor to go check him out. I personally wasn't about to make my way up there to stare at the guy.

Other indignities inflicted upon poor Jeremy (from a different reader, in mid-September):

I was at lunch today at Jason's Deli in downtown Dallas with all of the other downtown workers. Well, all of a sudden, a familiar face walked in for a take-out order: Jeremy from the Bachelorette. My, how the mighty have fallen. From national TV to getting his own lunch.

And that wasn't the end of it. Get this: Jeremy Anderson has been doing catalog modeling for JCPenney. And not just regular JC Penney, but the JC Penney outlet store.

(No joke -- we have photographic proof. The photos show that Jeremy, whose magnificent shirtless torso was featured prominently on The Bachelorette, has gained weight since leaving the show.)

But our hero's tale has a happy ending. Read more, and check out the pictures -- including the J.C. Penney catalog images -- after the jump.

Lawyer turned Survivor contestant Charlie Herschel, right, with your above-signed writer (in the yellow Survivor do-rag).

As previously reported in these pages, Charlie Herschel -- a 29-year-old, openly gay associate at Weil, Gotshal & Manges in New York -- is a contestant on Survivor: Gabon, which had its two-hour season premiere last night. We're pleased to report that Charlie is still in the running for the one million dollars. To read more about our handsome hero, including details of his friendship with fellow gay Clay Aiken, check out this interesting interview with Herschel in The Advocate.

Last night, we headed over to Professor Thom's in the East Village, to attend a "Survivor" premiere party in Charlie's honor. It was hosted by his employer, Weil Gotshal -- which is doing well in the downturn, thanks in large part to its top-flight bankruptcy practice.

Correction: The party was not officially hosted by Weil, although many WGM attorneys were in attendance.

More discussion, plus a slideshow of party pics, after the jump.

The treadmill desk of Aaron Craig, a litigator at Quinn Emanuel in Los Angeles.

Comparing Biglaw life to a treadmill is a cliché. But to some attorneys around the country, it's truly the best description of how they pass their days (and nights, and weekends). From the New York Times:

Terri Krivosha, a partner at a Minneapolis law firm, logs three miles each workday on a treadmill without leaving her desk. She finds it easier to exercise while she types than to attend aerobics classes at the crack of dawn.

And she's not alone. From our law school classmate, Aaron Craig, at litigation powerhouse Quinn Emanuel in L.A.:

I'm now spending the majority of my billable office hours walking on my treadmill. I set up a monitor directly in front, and hooked up an arm with a keyboard and mouse tray to the frame of the treadmill....

I find that 1.5 mph is best speed if I'm typing -- slightly faster if I'm just reading. Billing by the mile, not by the hour....

Check out our interview with Aaron, plus a slideshow of treadmill-desk porn, after the jump.

[Ed. note: This post is by guest writer LIAM HILL (no relation to Kashmir), who will be writing a series of posts about fashion and style. Fashion is a popular topic these days. See, e.g., the undershirts post (200 comments).

Perhaps it's because Fashion Week is about to get under way in New York. You can follow goings-on over at our sister site, Fashionista, which will be covering the collections live from Bryant Park.]

With the economic downturn, lawyer layoffs, and pushed-back start dates, I've been wondering about the influence that such turmoil has had on -- what else? -- office fashion. I tend to agree with Mark Twain, who said, "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." (Well, unless you're in the middle of Times Square, with a guitar and a cowboy hat.)

Leaner times tend to bring out the Brooks Brothers aesthetic, and business casual once again goes where it belongs -- away. Ties and coats return, flip-flops and "commuter shoes" stay home, and "white shoe" again can once mean white shoe (but only on Fridays). Although many will resist the siren song of a more formal workplace, the trend is inevitable. I know you won't believe me, but apparently those who want to take your job already do. At least according to Turnbull & Asser.

Read my interview with James Cook (pictured), Bespoke Manager of Turnbull & Asser, and share your thoughts on the current state of men's fashion, after the jump.