Jar-Jar Binks

  • Biglaw, Dewey & LeBoeuf, Election Law, LSAT, Non-Sequiturs, Sports

    Non-Sequiturs: 05.01.12

    * Now wait a minute, I think being a Biglaw lawyer can be pretty disappointing, but nothing compares to Jar-Jar. [Constitutional Daily]

    * How much child support does an aging supermodel need? Sorry, lemme rephrase lest you think I’m calling supermodels child-like. How much does an aging supermodel need for child support? [Fashionista]

    * It is kind of funny that we still “swear people in” before they testify. [Simple Justice]

    * You really have to go out of your way to find voter fraud. [Election Law Blog]

    * Is it time to make horse racing illegal? I mean, people only watch it once a year anyway. [Legal Blitz]

    * I’m not sure what the point would be of dropping the LSAT requirement. So schools who can’t attract students who do well on the LSAT don’t get embarrassed by U.S. News every year? Oh wait, yeah that’s it. [LSAT Blog]

    * Yeah, I’m pretty sure everybody who was ever let go by either Dewey or LeBoeuf is feeling pretty good right now. [Huffington Post]

    * Honestly cannot deal with Occupy anymore. It’s an election year. How are these people not in a phone bank? [Dealbreaker]

    5 Comments / / May 1, 2012 at 6:15 PM

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