* House Democrats oppose Senate spy bill's telecom immunity. [Washington Post]

* Justice Scalia approves of "so-called torture" under some circumstances. [MSNBC]

* Just a few months later, Senate committee gets around to admonishing Sen. Craig. [CNN]

* Clemens and McNamee go head to head before Congress. [ESPN]

* City's scantily clad cowboy sues candy-coated counterpart. [WSJ Law Blog]

Not everyone likes Attorney General Michael Mukasey. At Boston College Law School, students are protesting Dean John Garvey's decision to invite Attorney General Mukasey to deliver the school's 2008 Commencement address. See here (Facebook group: "Waterboarding IS Torture"), here, and here.

Why are liberals so unhappy about Mukasey? We'd expect the AG to receive a warmer reception, in light of this happy news, which made the pages of the Washington Post:

Five years after a gay advocacy group was told that it could no longer use the e-mail, bulletin boards and meeting rooms at the Justice Department, Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey has reversed that decision and issued a revised equal-employment-opportunity policy barring discrimination against any group.

Mukasey informed leaders of DOJ Pride last week that the department would give it the same rights as all other DOJ employee organizations, said the group's president, Chris Hook. In a statement, Mukasey said the department will "foster an environment in which diversity is valued, understood and sought" and maintain "an environment that's free of discrimination."

Writes a Department of Justice source:

Finally -- now I can celebrate "Pride on Ice" anytime I want! Michael Mukasey gets two snaps in a circle for this decision!

In another sign of libertinism running rampant in the halls of justice, Lady Justice's magnificent metal breastses are no longer covered up, as they were during the repressive Ashcroft regime (during which female DOJ lawyers had to wear burqas to court). But the credit for the breast-baring belongs to Alberto Gonzales.

Attorney General Mukasey Reverses Anti-Gay Policy at Justice Dept [Towleroad: A Site With Homosexual Tendencies]
Attorney General Reverses Curbs On Gay Group at Justice Department [Washington Post]
Boston College Law School Community Members Protests Mukasey [ACS Blog]
Mukasey Invitation Prompts the Question: "What has BC Law become?" [Eagleionline]

* "T.Owes." [ESPN]

* Rebates to $500? [CNN]

* AG Mukasey won't label waterboarding. [MSNBC]

* Sen. McCain wins Florida, Rudy to bow out. [New York Times; Washington Post]

* Federal inquiry into stolen artifacts expands. [New York Times]

* Margaret Truman, only child of President Truman and author of mysteries set at the Supreme Court and the FBI, RIP. [AP]

Time for an update on everyone's favorite law student cum beauty queen cum accused kidnapper, Kumari Fulbright. If you're not familiar with her story, click here, and read through the ATL archives.

First, from an observant reader, some sad news for those of us who were her Facebook friends:

It looks like Kumari finally realized we weren't all her friends. Her Facebook page is gone.

Darn it, now we're down a friend. And just as we're closing in on the 1,000 friend mark!

Second, poor Kumari Fulbright has been temporarily suspended from the University of Arizona law school. Getting indicted on kidnapping and assault charges will tend to do that to you. One UA alum, who brought the news to our attention, observed:

Well, it took the alma mater long enough to react. I've been forwarded this godd**ned story from everyone I know across the country, all with some variation of either (a) UA law students are stupid / crazy or (b) girls in Tucson are ugly / felonious. Stay classy, Arizona.

We object -- strenuously. The "felonious" part is not established; she's been indicted, not convicted. And the "ugly" part is belied by the record evidence. Even though her Facebook profile is gone, we'll always have that screenshot (above right), which amply demonstrates Kumari's overwhelming hotness. The way you become a beauty queen is by being beautiful. Who'd have thunk it?

Our Arizona tipster adds:

[T]his story's insane... It's been killing me at happy hours or other lawyer gatherings here in Phoenix... Everyone has been taking their swipes at the U. of A law school for the past two weeks!

The school hasn't made many statements, and I really doubt they will. They're all touchy-feely down there. I'm surprised they didn't try to cure her with hugs.

More about the suspension, plus links to news articles, below the fold.

As we mentioned in our earlier post about Kumari Fulbright, the former beauty queen and current law student indicted on charges of kidnapping her ex-boyfriend, we poked her today on Facebook. She has not yet returned our poke. But, surprisingly enough, she did add us as a friend.

(We also asked her, via Facebook message, if she had any comment on her case. But we haven't heard back from her, even though she has been online for most of the day.)

Update: Exciting news! Kumari Fulbright has poked us back. See here.

Now, although we've been added as a friend, we're not in very exclusive company. Since her story broke, Ms. Fulbright has been rapidly acquiring friends -- over 50 in the last 24 hours. Can you imagine if (1) social networking sites existed at the time of the Monica Lewinsky scandal, and (2) that curvaceous beauty was on MySpace or Facebook? She would have picked up "friends" faster than her blue Gap dress picked up presidential DNA.

Anyway, as a Facebook friend of Kamari Fulbright, we have access to her profile. We offer some observations and advice, after the jump.

Sure, it might feel really good to (1) bite your ex-boyfriend on the arm, hand and ear; (2) hold a butcher knife to his head; and (3) threaten to kill him. Just imagine how satisfying that bunny-boiling must have been for Alex Forrest (Glenn Close) in Fatal Attraction.

But if there's any truth to the allegations against Arizona law student, former judicial extern, and ex-beauty queen Kumari Fulbright, and if her experience is at all representative, it won't do wonders for your looks:

More about the alleged misadventures of the Fulbright scholar -- who was indicted last month on charges of kidnapping, armed robbery, and aggravated assault, among other things -- below the fold (i.e., click on the "Continue reading" link below).

Last month, Judge John B. Hagler, a state court judge in Tennessee, stepped down from the bench. Here's why, from the AP:

A Tennessee judge resigned last month after making a recording of fantasies so lurid that when the tape fell into the hands of the police and FBI, they thought they were listening to a torture session and believed it might be linked to a murder case.

Police have cleared the judge in the murder case. But a hearing started yesterday over whether they must release the tape.

So, pray tell, what exactly is this tape about?

"It sounded like someone being tortured," Chattanooga police Sgt. Alan Franks testified Wednesday, offering the first details of what is on the tape.

Franks said the recording was investigated in relation to a still-unsolved 1997 murder. He gave no other details on the murder case.

"The content was so shocking. I have been a police officer for 24 years," Franks said before his testimony was cut off by an objection.

Well! What does Judge Hagler have to say for himself?

Hagler said that he had done nothing wrong but that the recording had caused great embarrassment to friends, family and the courts. Hagler, who is 65 and married, has been a circuit judge in Cleveland, Tenn., since 1990 and served three terms as president of the Tennessee Trial Judges Association.

"The description of it as containing 'graphic fantasies' ... is an accurate and sufficient description and all any decent person would want to hear of it," the judge said in a statement.

Should we be troubled by the trend of excessively scrutinizing the unorthodox sexual practices of judges? See also Judge Herman Thomas, aka the Spanking Judge, who resigned a few months ago.

Aren't judges entitled to be a little kinky too? If judges have to worry about their personal lives being placed under the microscope, will the state and federal benches lose out on potentially talented jurists, who just happen to have a little sumthin sumthin going on under those robes?

Update: More coverage, from the ABA Journal.

Tenn. judge resigns over fantasies tape [Associated Press]
Ex-Judge Fights Release of Lurid Audiotape [ABA Journal]

* So, it's gonna be illegal now, which means the CIA can't do it, right? [Washington Post via How Appealing]

* New Jersey gets rid of the death penalty; now if they could just tackle that disgusting odor. [BBC]

* Prosecutors go 0-1-6 in Sears Tower trial. [CNN]

* Hey, look everybody! International law! They've got a court with judges and lawyers and stuff, and they even issue rulings! Just like it's real! That's cute. ICJ upholds treaty giving islands to Colombia. [Jurist]

* Hollywood writers take this strike thing up a notch. [AP via Reno Gazette-Journal]

Last Friday, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit heard oral argument in Arar v. Ashcroft, a high-profile lawsuit arising out of the U.S. government's rendition of Maher Arar, a Canadian citizen, to Syria.

We interviewed DLA Piper partner Joshua Sohn (at right), co-counsel to Mr. Arar along with the Center for Constitutional Rights, about this interesting case and his firm's work on it.

For readers who aren't familiar with the case, what's it all about?

It's about the federal government's extraordinary renditions program, which sends "people of interest" to sites around the world for indefinite detention and interrogation under harsh conditions -- in this case torture. Mr. Arar, who is a computer engineer, Canadian citizen, husband, and father of two young children, was pulled out of the immigration line at JFK when he was attempting to change planes, but not enter the United States. Mr. Arar was interrogated at the airport, detained and interrogated at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, and ultimately flown by private jet in the dead of night to Jordan and delivered to Syria. Mr. Arar was never charged with a crime, was not allowed to consult with an attorney for many days when he was first detained and both he and his attorney were lied to about what was going to happen to him and the fact that he was being sent to Syria.

Mr. Arar made plain to those holding him that he feared being tortured in Syria and that he wanted to be sent to Canada-where he lived and was a citizen. Those pleas were ignored and Mr. Arar was sent to Syria where he was tortured and kept in a grave-like cell for almost a year. This case seeks to hold the federal officials who are responsible for Mr. Arar's treatment, responsible.

Read the rest of the interview, after the jump.

One of our favorite Supreme Court reporters, the fabulous Jan Crawford Greenburg, gave a speech at Harvard Law School today. But she didn't tarry in Cambridge:

Not sure what is going on, but JCG just finished giving a speech at HLS and said that:

a) She was turning around to go back to Washington immediately (this was not her original plan) and that the folks in DC had actually wanted her to turn around and catch the next shuttle back right away this morning after she landed.

b) We should be sure to watch the news tonight.

Not sure if there is anything to this, but checking Drudge and everything else there don't seem to be any legal headlines going on. So the whole thing just seemed sort of weird.

Sure, I guess a few hundred bucks is nothing to ABC News, but the whole thing just seemed sort of odd. So I thought I'd throw it your way in case there were any other rumors flying about.

Correction / Update: We've been advised that the foregoing information actually came from the remarks introducing Jan Crawford Greenburg, not from the speech of JCG herself, and was mentioned only by way of explaining why the event was being cut somewhat short (with a planned lunch cancelled).

Has anyone heard anything? Nothing over at JCG's blog, Legalities, hints at the reason for her rapid return to Washington.

Might Jan Crawford Greenburg's hasty retreat back to DC be related to the embattled nomination of Michael Mukasey as Attorney General? Maybe Mukasey will give her an exclusive interview, in which he will declare waterboarding "not cool"?

Your speculation, informed or otherwise, is welcome in the comments.

P.S. On the subject of Mukasey and waterboarding, see this editorial cartoon.

Mukasey Mulls Waterboarding [The Illustrated Daily Scribble]
Bush Moves to Save Mukasey Nomination [New York Times]
Open Thread — The Nomination of Michael Mukasey [WSJ Law Blog]
Mukasey Confirmation Unlikely as Sen. Kennedy Joins Opposition to President's AG Nominee [Blogonaut]

* The war on punitive damages continues. [USA Today via How Appealing]

* Suspect from Burning Man burning to burn something else. [Reno Gazette-Journal]

* Senators want clarification from Mukasey on waterboarding. [Jurist]

* Lerach pleads guilty. [Los Angeles Times]

* Do we have a de facto moratorium on executions pending this term's SCOTUS lethal injection case? We should find out today. [New York Times]

* Does a federal district court have to recruit pro bono counsel for a pro se litigant? [Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals via How Appealing]

* DOJ cool with torture tough interrogation techniques. [New York Times]

* Bush doesn't care about poor kids. [AP via Athens Banner-Herald]

* The ACLU doesn't want to let Bush protect us. [Jurist]

* Falcons want their money back; so do Falcons fans (last week's fine win notwithstanding). [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]

* Cleared Duke lacrosse players given extra year of eligibility. [New York Times]

* ACLU v. Boeing over alleged CIA torture flights. [Jurist]

* Save it for the field, fellas. [Reno Gazette-Journal]

* Milberg partner may plea in class-action kickback case. [WSJ Law Blog]

* Inmate's last request: pizza for homeless. [CNN]

* Iraqi death row inmate claims innocence, confession by torture.[CNN]

* Brit convicted for leaking secret Bush-Blair memo. [AP]

* AG Gonzales feels he has weathered the Attorneygate storm... [New York Times]

* ... Meanwhile, another US Attorney firing is revealed. [Washington Post]

Poor Alberto Gonzales. Even Romy and Michele had a better time at their reunion. From the AP:

A small group of student protesters, including one wearing a black hood and an orange jumpsuit, heckled Attorney General Alberto Gonzales as he posed with old classmates Saturday during their 25-year Harvard Law School reunion.

"When the photographer was getting everybody set up and having people say 'cheese,' the protesters yelled: 'say torture, instead,"resign' and 'I don't recall,'" said Nate Ela, a protester and third-year student.

Law school spokesman Mike Armini said the impromptu protest was so small that some of those attending the photo shoot did not notice it.

We hate to quibble, but saying "torture" doesn't make you smile. Your lips end up in a peculiar, puckered position (try it yourself). C'mon, HLSers -- couldn't you have come up with something more clever?

Students Heckle Gonzales at Harvard [Associated Press]

The trend of on-site day care is catching on at law firms. Sounds like a good thing, right?

But take a close look at this article. The intro anecdote is all about how when work gets "too intense," a 61-year-old founding partner unwinds by visiting the firm's nursery to hang out with other lawyers' kids! She calls it a "baby break." Yes, the partner is a woman, so it's not quite as creepy as it could be. But it's still pretty creepy!

Firms already get every figurative ounce of their associates' blood, sweat, and tears, and now they want to put our offspring in their human petting zoos? What's next, partners harvesting associate placentas to make life-restoring lotions for their wizened skin?

Seriously, raise your hand if you want your kid serving as some kind of spa tonic for your co-workers. We're getting a weird vision of tiny babies lined up in their cribs while lawyers in suits draw sustenance from their sweet little talcum-powder scents, sort of like in The Matrix.

* Return of the Equal Rights Amendment? [Washington Post via How Appealing]

* Rumsfeld torture charges dropped because his actions were related to his government position. [CNN]

* DOJ: Monica mum, but Sampson speaking. [MSNBC]

* On that subject, here's a chart and timeline with links for all you need to know about "Attorneygate." [Slate]

* Now that his ex-wife has become a man, the ex-husband is seeking to end alimony payments on that basis. [CNN]