My sign wasn’t nearly large enough, but it said:
“I spent 100,000 gold doubloons to go to Pirate School. But landlubbing Banks foreclosed on all me mates. I tried to buy me own ship; but with my credit score they wouldn’t even loan me a plank. Now, instead of chasing booty & treaure on the high seas, I swab the keyboards. WE ARRRR the 99%.”