[Coach Mike] Leach “agreed with everything that was said and said that some of the language that was pretty rough, he said ‘that sounds like me, if I didn’t say it, I wish I had….’”
— Chief Judge Brian Quinn, quoting Washington State football coach Mike Leach in an opinion affirming summary judgment against Leach’s wrongful termination claims for locking Craig James’s son in a shed while coaching at Texas Tech. The “pretty rough” quote that Leach acknowledges is also cited by Judge Quinn, but couldn’t be the real quote of the day because it requires an annoying number of company-mandated wussytrisks: “lock his f**king pu**y a** in a place so dark that the only way he knows he has a d**k is to reach down and touch it.”