Non-Sequiturs: 02.19.15

* Utah court rules woman can sue herself. Technically there are three separate parties to the case, and she's all three of them. Leave it to the Mormons to have the best practical description of the Catholic Trinity since St. Patrick and the clover. [Lowering the Bar] * An entertaining look at 50 ridiculous anomalies that arise in the ACA if the King v. Burwell plaintiffs succeed. Noscitur a sociis, people! [Miami Business Law Review] * The geniuses at Clickhole have a quiz: How many John Grisham novels have you read? [Clickhole] * The Obama administration has gotten some high-profile scrutiny for its zealous campaign to stamp out government leaks. Here's the story of one of the lower-profile government workers under the thumb of the Espionage Act. [The Intercept] * A follow-up on his earlier piece on whether or not New York should adopt the Uniform Bar Exam focuses on what the UBE might mean for finding a job. [Bar Exam Stats] * Seven months after the fact, Professor Dan Markel's death is still a mystery. [Tallahassee Democrat] * The National Association of Women Lawyers Mid-Year meeting will commence in Chicago on March 5. Check out details here. [NAWL]