Non-Sequiturs: 04.24.15

*Yeah, this happened in real life, not in a Philip K. Dick short story. [Time] *Oh burn! Cornel West responds (indirectly) to biting New Republic article. [The Root] *Justice for sale in Texas? Sounds about right. [KCBD] *Allegations of overbilling in Deepwater Horizon litigation. And -- this may be a shock to some of our readers -- turns out many of the firms involved made generous political contributions to the LA AG. [Louisiana Record] *Eliminating salary negotiations to combat the wage gap? Who knew Biglaw's lockstep approach to money would turn out to be progressive? [NPR] *Columbia University's rape problems deepen with new lawsuit about Emma Sulkowicz and her mattress "Carry that Weight" performance art. [Jezebel] *Update in the Alan Dershowitz sex case. Now with 100% more David Boies. [American Lawyer] *Attention New York: Prepare to swipe right. AG Eric Schneiderman is once again a bachelor. [Law and More] *Idaho refuses to come in line with multinational treaty obligations. . . yay federalism? [Dorf on Law]