No job? Bills piling up? Hoping to stave off the soft onotological damnation of document review work? Well, we’ve got a bang-up job offer for one lucky out-of-work attorney out there. Not only can you earn some scratch, but you get a very-little-expense-paid trip to Baltimore out of it!
Cue up the Stevie Winwood, because you’re back in the high life again!
Last night this cropped up on Craigslist, and honestly sounds pretty cool if having a life-sized 3D sculpture of yourself is something you’ve aspired to (and who hasn’t, really?):
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They’re casting right now, so get on over there if you want your crack at stardom. Well, maybe “stardom” isn’t the right word. I mean, we don’t know what you’ll be doing on this modeling gig. Advertising an “art exhibition” on Craigslist involving an unemployed accountant kind of screams “Two Desperate Professionals, One Cup” — but a gal’s gotta eat, right?
I mean “make money.” Get your minds out of the gutter I put them in.
Casting Unemployed Lawyers & Accountants for Major Art Exhibition [Craigslist]