Non-Sequiturs: 05.20.16

* The Workers Rights Consortium found that Nike bans its workers in a Vietnam factory from yawning, among other awful allegations. In related news, Nike will no longer allow independent monitoring of its factories. [Lawyers, Guns and Money] * Sports writer Clay Travis proves it is possible to escape the legal profession and follow your dreams. I mean it probably won't happen, but it doesn't hurt to daydream on a Friday afternoon. [Hire an Esquire] * Is hopping around from job to job like an excited bunny losing its stigma to potential employers? [Corporette] * Hillary Clinton's campaign lost a challenge to Virginia's voter suppressing photo ID law. Yeah, this November's going to run swimmingly. [Election Law Blog] * Here's how to avoid those truly terrible social interactions that can derail your career. [Law and More] * Marijuana legalization is a growing trend, but what impact does the burgeoning industry have on poor communities? [Politico] * The Good Wife is getting a spin-off on CBS's new streaming service, loyal viewers will be happy, but it really should have been a musical. [Slate] * Real estate developer, Greg Geiser is suing the family he evicted for organizing a protest in front of his house. [Huffington Post]