Nike
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Finance, Intellectual Property
Nike Attacks StockX In An NFT Lawsuit For Trademark Infringement And Dilution
Nike notes that the new frontier of NFTs has 'swiftly become a virtual playground for infringers to usurp the goodwill of some of the most famous trademarks in the world.' -
Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 07.09.21
* Now you’ve just done it! Lawyer behind bars for tempting to extort Nike. [ALJAZEERA]
* Data shows the majority Republican Supreme Court is actually further right than people thought. Numbers don’t lie, but I wish they did. [NPR]
* Looks like BLM protests were overwhelmingly peaceful. Facts don’t care about your feelings, FedSoc bros in ConLaw. [CSR]
* Arizona Secretary of State hopes state attorneys launch investigation to see if Trump, Giuliani, et al interfered with vote counting last November. Come on, progressive prosecutors! [The Root]
* At least one firm will maintain remote work options as we return to normal. Billables are much more bearable on your couch. [ABA Journal]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 04.09.21
* Nike and Lil Nas X have agreed to settle a lawsuit over the latter’s “Satan Shoes.” Thank God… [Fox Business]
* A defamation lawsuit OJ Simpson filed against a Las Vegas hotel has been resolved. [Fox News]
* A new lawsuit alleges that Facebook’s failure to police hate speech causes anti-Muslim abuse. [Los Angeles Times]
* Hollywood power lawyer Howard Weitzman has passed away. [Los Angeles Times]
* An actor from the Jack Black movie “School of Rock” is now a district attorney in Texas. That rocks… [My San Antonio]
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Sports
Why Nike Suspended Deshaun Watson's Endorsement Deal Instead Of Terminating It
As noted by Nike, the claims against Watson, at this juncture, are merely allegations. -
Intellectual Property
When Satan Met The Swoosh
Nike did not take the news of its brand association with Satan and human blood sacrifice well. -
Intellectual Property
Nike Claims Custom Satan Shoe Maker Is Putting It Through Hell
It is not clear, as Nike wants the court to conclude, that MSCHF is in any way attempting to capitalize on Nike's valuable reputation and customer goodwill by using Nike's marks on the shoes. -
Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 03.30.21
* Nike filed a trademark infringement lawsuit over Lil Nas X’s so-called “Satan Shoes” which include a drop of human blood and other Satanic imagery. Guess the old town road went straight to hell, and hope they hired the “Devil’s advocate”… [Forbes]
* The trial in a class action against 3M, on behalf of servicepeople who allegedly suffered hearing loss from faulty ear plugs, is underway. [Military.com]
* Seattle is taking steps to ensure that everyone facing eviction has the benefit of a lawyer. [Seattle Times]
* A Florida lawyer faces possible disbarment for allegedly taking money from clients and ghosting them. [Click Orlando]
* A woman representing herself pro se was able to discharge tens of thousands of dollars of student loans in bankruptcy. Maybe she would have gotten more debt discharged if she went to law school… [Yahoo News]
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Sports
Just Don't Do It: Nike Wins An Opposition Against 'JUST BELIEVE IT' Trademark Application
Just believe it: Nike will come after you for filing to register trademarks similar to its own. - Sponsored
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 08.23.19
* The DOJ sent a newsletter to the nation’s immigration judges including links to a white nationalist website. Bill Barr is running a real crackerjack organization. [Buzzfeed News]
* A deep question and answer exchange with Penn Law’s Amy Wax and she comes off just as loony as you’d expect. [New Yorker]
* It looks like Michael Avenatti is going to put Nike on trial in his upcoming extortion suit. [Law360]
* A Brad Pitt role holds the key to being a good prosecutor. It’s not Tyler Durden and that’s a little surprising. [ABA Journal]
* Weil Gotshal may have cost investment bankers millions, leaving them mere multimillionaires. [NY Post]
* Ed Whelan seems to have no idea how law review articles are written in this tortured effort to defend Trump circuit appointee Steve Menashi’s reputation. Essentially, Whelan says because Menashi’s controversial article was cited by real academics it must be real scholarship — as opposed to a 2L randomly inserting Menashi into a string cite. [National Review]
* Nicholas Sparks won that fight he’s been having with the former headmaster of his vanity school. [Deadline]
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Intellectual Property
Of Claws And Copyright
At this point, whether or not Kawhi Leonard will be able to claw back his logo from Nike is unknown. -
Intellectual Property
Nike Prevails In Copyright Case As SCOTUS Rejects Review Of 'Jumpman' Logo
With the high court’s denial of the cert petition, Nike has emerged victorious. -
Non-Sequiturs
Non-Sequiturs: 05.20.16
* The Workers Rights Consortium found that Nike bans its workers in a Vietnam factory from yawning, among other awful allegations. In related news, Nike will no longer allow independent monitoring of its factories. [Lawyers, Guns and Money]
* Sports writer Clay Travis proves it is possible to escape the legal profession and follow your dreams. I mean it probably won’t happen, but it doesn’t hurt to daydream on a Friday afternoon. [Hire an Esquire]
* Is hopping around from job to job like an excited bunny losing its stigma to potential employers? [Corporette]
* Hillary Clinton’s campaign lost a challenge to Virginia’s voter suppressing photo ID law. Yeah, this November’s going to run swimmingly. [Election Law Blog]
* Here’s how to avoid those truly terrible social interactions that can derail your career. [Law and More]
* Marijuana legalization is a growing trend, but what impact does the burgeoning industry have on poor communities? [Politico]
* The Good Wife is getting a spin-off on CBS’s new streaming service, loyal viewers will be happy, but it really should have been a musical. [Slate]
* Real estate developer, Greg Geiser is suing the family he evicted for organizing a protest in front of his house. [Huffington Post]
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Clerkships, Copyright, Drinking, Non-Sequiturs, Police, Sex, Technology
Non-Sequiturs: 01.13.14
* A pimp is suing Nike for not labeling its shoes as dangerous weapons after the sex work entrepreneur used his Jordans to beat the holy hell out of a john. Good luck with your suit, Superfly! [USA Today] * Tattoo artists are suing over their artwork getting featured in media without getting compensation. So add “because shooting ink through a damn needle into your skin” as a reason never to get a tattoo. [Infringe That!] * There was a dream that was the law clerk hiring plan. Well, it’s dead now. [OSCAR] * Comparing strippers to lawyers. Makes sense. [Miami Herald] * Across the Pond, a Cambridge College masturbator gets punished. I see what you did there, you clever headline writer, you. [The Tab] * Boston has stopped using license plate scanners to probe the question, “Are these even worth it?” That’s the sort of question they might have wanted to explore before spending all that money. [IT-Lex] * A Pennsylvania lawyer was busted for selling wines out of his wine cellar without a license. God, liquor laws are stupid. [Philly.com] * Congratulations to the LGBT Bar Association’s 2014 Community Vision awardees: Mary Bonauto, Brian Ellner, and Credit Suisse. [LGBT Bar Association of Greater New York]
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Fashion, Intellectual Property, John Roberts, Quote of the Day, SCOTUS, Shoes, Supreme Court, Trademarks
Quote of the Day: But What About Peep-Toes?!
It seems like Chief Justice Roberts forgot to mention the most fabulous shoe of all in his analysis here. -
Copyright, Lawsuit of the Day
'Durantula' Infringement Suit Against Kevin Durant May Have Legs
Kevin Durant is caught in a legal web over ownership of his 'Durantula' nickname... -
Attorney Misconduct, Biglaw, Deaths, Football, Law Schools, Money, Morning Docket, Partner Issues, Rudeness
Morning Docket: 04.11.12
* Well, at least somebody’s getting a spring bonus. A Biglaw firm has folded against the EEOC’s will on the de-equitization of partners. And all of the underpaid old farts at Kelley Drye & Warren rejoiced! [Bloomberg]
* Jets fans, are you ready for some football? That’s too bad, because no amount of Tebowing could have saved Reebok from settling this Nike suit. You’re going to have to wait for your damn jerseys. [WSJ Law Blog]
* George Zimmerman’s lawyers, Craig Sonner and Hal Uhrig, have dumped him as a client. They’re probably just pissed that the “defense fund” he set up wasn’t linked to their PayPal account. [Miami Herald]
* Marrying a terminally ill client who’s as old as dirt may seem like a great way to make some quick cash, but it’s more likely that you’ll just be disbarred. [San Francisco Chronicle]
* When you’ve been late to court so many times that a judge calls your behavior “premeditated, blatant and willful,” you better be ready to open your wallet. That’ll be $500; at least pay on time. [New York Law Journal]
* If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again — but only after a few years, banking on the off chance that the bar admissions people have forgotten about all the bad sh*t you did in law school. [National Law Journal]
* Frank Strickler, Watergate defense lawyer to two of President Nixon’s top aides, RIP. [New York Times]