Lawyerly Lairs

Lawyerly Lairs: A Power Couple’s $4 Million Perch

He was a longtime Biglaw partner, and she was a prominent judge.

Just imagine all the legal luminaries, from Biglaw partners to distinguished jurists, who must have broken bread around this table over the years:

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I love this apartment overall, but with the court’s leave, I’d like to kvetch about the kitchen. Listings love to crow about kitchens, but this listing merely describes the kitchen as “large” and “windowed,” which gives you a hint that something’s up:

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That refrigerator/freezer is as formidable as Judge Kaye, but the other appliances wouldn’t survive a motion to dismiss. As for the cabinetry, to quote an anti-Trump poster at the recent Women’s March, “IKEA Has Better Cabinets.” (Or maybe equivalent cabinets; I wouldn’t be surprised if the original kitchen was super-dated and the Kaye estate did a quick IKEA fix-up for purposes of sale.)

Now let’s move into chambers — bedchambers, that is….

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