While the firm’s catchy jingle continues to regale late-night television audiences, the strife facing Cellino & Barnes is no secret to legal observers.
The named partners don’t seem to like each other very much, but one Above the Law reader wishes they could give it another shot:
We ended up wondering whether there was any anime style art of the two of them, made to commemorate their time together, and upon finding none, we commissioned our own.
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That is, honestly, not something I would have ever wondered. But, hey, everyone copes with divorce differently. So let’s check out what they came up with:
So not so much “anime style” art as Yaoi manga. That’s… something. This certainly goes right up there with that Scalia and Thomas slash fiction in the archives of lawyerly cultural touchstones.
Ed. note: To my knowledge, there is no Scalia and Thomas slash fiction, and if there is, please don’t bring it to our attention. Thank you.
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