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HE ANNOUNCED HIS RETIREMENT THIS WEEK: In case you've been living under a rock, Anthony Kennedy is leaving the Supreme Court. WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE WERE WORRIED ABOUT: There was a lot of chatter about it before it happened. LAW TWITTER IMMEDIATELY FREAKED OUT: Law Twitter tends to freak out when there is a giant meteor heading to destroy all life as we know it. SOME ARGUED THAT KENNEDY LEAVING ISN'T THE END OF THE WORLD: This post was very comforting to people who have penises at least. BUT, IF YOU THINK WOMEN ARE MORE LIKE "PEOPLE" AND LESS LIKE "INCUBATORS WITH MOUTHPARTS" THE NEWS ISN'T AS GOOD: What's about to happen is not okay. None of this is going to be okay. AND IF YOU ARE BLACK OR BROWN, WATCH OUT: Because John Roberts hates you and always has. SO NOW WE WAIT TO SEE WHAT LAW SCHOOL KENNEDY WILL TEACH AT: Can't wait to see the syllabus for his class: "I Really Don't Care, Do U?"

By Elie Mystal on June 30, 2018 7:47 pm

(Justice Anthony M. Kennedy, via Getty Images)

HE ANNOUNCED HIS RETIREMENT THIS WEEK: In case you’ve been living under a rock, Anthony Kennedy is leaving the Supreme Court.

WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE WERE WORRIED ABOUT: There was a lot of chatter about it before it happened.

LAW TWITTER IMMEDIATELY FREAKED OUT: Law Twitter tends to freak out when there is a giant meteor heading to destroy all life as we know it.

SOME ARGUED THAT KENNEDY LEAVING ISN’T THE END OF THE WORLD: This post was very comforting to people who have penises at least.

BUT, IF YOU THINK WOMEN ARE MORE LIKE “PEOPLE” AND LESS LIKE “INCUBATORS WITH MOUTHPARTS” THE NEWS ISN’T AS GOOD: What’s about to happen is not okay. None of this is going to be okay.

AND IF YOU ARE BLACK OR BROWN, WATCH OUT: Because John Roberts hates you and always has.

SO NOW WE WAIT TO SEE WHAT LAW SCHOOL KENNEDY WILL TEACH AT: Can’t wait to see the syllabus for his class: “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?”

Elie Mystal is the Executive Editor of Above the Law and the Legal Editor for More Perfect. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at [email protected]. He will resist.