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Judge Issues Restraining Order Against Impending Snowstorm

Wait, you can do that?

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This order is issued because there is compelling evidence in the record that Minnesota Meteorologists have conspired with the other defendants to increase television and radio ratings. Who, for example, would watch the weather in Hawaii, where it is always nice?

— Judge Kevin S. Burke of Hennepin County, Minnesota, in an emergency temporary restraining order filed today against “Winter” in Minnesota and noting that miserable weather conditions should remain perfectly unhindered in Green Bay. I’ve got a feeling that winter is prepared to be found in contempt.

Check out the whole tongue-in-cheek order on the next page, because Judge Burke clearly spent a lot of time and effort crafting this opinion.

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