Stupid Lawyer Tricks

I Just Had To Think About Alan Dershowitz's Underwear And Now So Do You

This guy's supposed to be a lawyer, right?

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She was *this* old. (Photo by John Lamparski/Getty Images for Hulu)

I kept my underwear on during the massage… I don’t like massages particularly.

— Alan Dershowitz, via Skype, trying to explain why he was in an alleged sex trafficker’s house but was only massaged by an “old, old Russian woman” and had no clue what was going on in the rest of the house. Dershowitz also said: “Were there young women in another part of the house giving massages when I wasn’t around? I have no idea of that.”

Elie Mystal is the Executive Editor of Above the Law and a contributor at The Nation. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at elie@abovethelaw.com. He will resist.

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