Morning Docket: 03.04.22

*  Leave me alone: Philly's Driving Equity Law stops cops from pulling people over for minor traffic violations. [Billy Penn] * Only Fox I trust is a Red One: Former Fox News producer in legal trouble after allegedly working with Russian Oligarchs [NYT] * Law school applications are down 10%! Maybe this video is finally doing what needs to be done. [Reuters] * Louisiana legislator wants to ban watching porn at college. Will the procrasturbation ban raise or tank GPAs, I wonder? [Lailluminator] * Oregon's Senate just passed a bill that specifies when cops can use tear gas on people. I hope the acceptable scenarios are closer to never than when the clouds are out. [KPTV]

traffic stop pulled over by police for speeding*  Leave me alone: Philly’s Driving Equity Law stops cops from pulling people over for minor traffic violations. [Billy Penn]

* Only Fox I trust is a Red One: Former Fox News producer in legal trouble after allegedly working with Russian Oligarchs. [NYT]

* Law school applications are down 10%! Maybe this video is finally doing what needs to be done. [Reuters]

* Louisiana legislator wants to ban watching porn at college. Will the procrasturbation ban raise or tank GPAs, I wonder? [Lailluminator]

* Oregon’s Senate just passed a bill that specifies when cops can use tear gas on people. I hope the acceptable scenarios are closer to never than when the clouds are out. [KPTV]


Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s.  He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at [email protected] and by tweet at @WritesForRent.