Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 03.30.22

* Two lit at the night show: It is unclear who will lead the charge in the coming Astroworld litigation. Either way, this won't be Travis's first Rodeo. [Billboard] * The Pot calling the Kettle violent: O.J. chimes in on Smith's slip of the slap at the Oscars. I'd make an assault and battery joke, but I should probably keep those out of my f... well, you know. [Newsweek] * Ain't too proud to beg: Trump is asking Putin for dirt on democrats again. [CNN] * Maryland passes an anti-Texas measure that makes it easier to access abortions. [Wa Po] * Colorado prepares to provide abortions if more states take the SB8 route. [NPR]

lawyers businessmen fighting boxing strategy* Two lit at the night show: It is unclear who will lead the charge in the coming Astroworld litigation. Either way, this won’t be Travis’s first Rodeo. [Billboard]

* The Pot calling the Kettle violent: O.J. chimes in on Smith’s slip of the slap at the Oscars. I’d make an assault and battery joke, but I should probably keep those out of my f… well, you know. [Newsweek]

* Ain’t too proud to beg: Trump is asking Putin for dirt on democrats again. [CNN]

* Maryland passes an anti-Texas measure that makes it easier to access abortions. [Wa Po]

* Colorado prepares to provide abortions if more states take the SB8 route. [NPR]


Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s.  He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at [email protected] and by tweet at @WritesForRent.