Morning Docket: 05.27.22
* Elon stands accused of using tweets to manipulate Twitter's purchase price. I knew those Elden Ring build screenshots were fishy. TWO MEDIUM SHIELDS?! [Ars Technica] * Reminder to partners: Ellipses aren't commas or and when they are used as conversational pauses... they denote tension. Now please stop stressing out your associates. [Reddit] * Good News! You aren't the only one not studying for the bar. You should probably start soon though. [Reddit] * Science says less guns means less unnecessary death. Maybe our laws could like, you know, reflect that? [Scientific American] * Students are starting to protest gun violence by walking out of class. [ABC News]
* Elon stands accused of using tweets to manipulate Twitter’s purchase price. I knew those Elden Ring build screenshots were fishy. TWO MEDIUM SHIELDS?! [Ars Technica]
* Reminder to partners: Ellipses aren’t commas or and when they are used as conversational pauses… they denote tension. Now please stop stressing out your associates. [Reddit]
* Good news! You aren’t the only one not studying for the bar. You should probably start soon though. [Reddit]
* Science says less guns means less unnecessary death. Maybe our laws could like, you know, reflect that? [Scientific American]
* Students are starting to protest gun violence by walking out of class. [ABC News]
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