Morning Docket: 09.01.22

* If you planned on walking up and down Times Square with an AR-15 today, you should probably reconsider. [AP News] * Kid got a boo-boo? Hope you did your paperwork beforehand. [Palm Beach Post] * Oklahoma’s AG aims to clear up expectations for how new anti-abortion laws will be enforced. [KFOR] * Hospital sues Michigan for the right to treat patients with horrible bedside manner. For religious reasons, of course. [M Live] * Testing Texas’ “In God We Trust” law with Arabic and LGBTQ lettering goes about as smoothly as you’d expect.  [Fox 11]

* If you planned on walking up and down Times Square with an AR-15 today, you should probably reconsider. [AP News]

* Kid got a boo-boo? Hope you did your paperwork beforehand. [Palm Beach Post]

* Oklahoma’s AG aims to clear up expectations for how new anti-abortion laws will be enforced. [KFOR]

* Hospital sues Michigan for the right to treat patients with horrible bedside manner. For religious reasons, of course. [M Live]

* Testing Texas’ “In God We Trust” law with Arabic and LGBTQ lettering goes about as smoothly as you’d expect.  [Fox 11]


Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s.  He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at cwilliams@abovethelaw.com and by tweet at @WritesForRent.