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No one loves a thorough dismantling of Jonathan Turley’s increasingly sad MAGA bootlicking more than me. His ongoing quest to say just about anything to get right-wing media outlets to treat him with the air of authority that his scholarship no longer earns him provides me no end of delight.
But sometimes the simplest swipes sting the most. To that end, here’s a tale in two acts.

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As one might suspect, Turley has inserted himself into the “the Framers never intended for Congress to investigate former presidents sending goons to assassinate the vice president” debate.
But…
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Joe Patrice is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news. Joe also serves as a Managing Director at RPN Executive Search.