If your student loans look anything like mine, I’m sure you too have felt the temptation to read an article or two on how people make money doing OnlyFans. Listen, it is very responsible and economically minded to have multiple streams of income. I lost steam after realizing nobody in their right mind would pay anything north of 32 cents to look at my crusty feet pics. Thankfully, there are a couple of JDs out there with the assets, footsets, and everything in between to guarantee that gilded stream of additional income we’re all looking for. Stream being the operative word here. Because the niche stuff is where the real money is. And some people are very into water. From RollOnFriday:
[A] solicitor at one City firm has…starred in a series of fetish videos in which she has litres of water shot up her bum.
The lawyer pursues her extracurricular interests under a pseudonym, and RollOnFriday is not identifying her.
Fans who wish to watch the full-length versions of her BDSM films must purchase them from the website on which they appear.
A preview clip depicts a man with a large enema syringe injecting a substantial quantity of water into the lawyer’s bottom while she lies tied to a board. Viewers can keep track of the volume of liquid in play via a helpful on-screen display. Once the solicitor reaches capacity she then expels the fluid at high speed across the dungeon floor. So, not too different from the day job.
My take on this? I know lawyers like their anonymity and non-disclosure agreements, but any publicity is good publicity! Who in the hell is doing this? Unless their OnlyFans handle is WetEsquire, they’re missing out on a bunch of potential referrals! Remember readers — if you are going to do the work, make sure there are as few roadblocks to you getting paid at the end of it as possible! These are the types of things that are patently obvious if you go for a joint JD/Business program.
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For those of us who ingest water the usual way, we’d probably be better off keeping our day jobs.
EXCLUSIVE Lawyer At City Firm Moonlights As Fetish Porn Star [RollOnFriday]
Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s. He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at [email protected] and by tweet at @WritesForRent.