The latest victims — or beneficiaries — of the war on drugs are the rodents of the City of New Orleans.
As it happens, rats have broken into the NOPD’s evidence lockup and have started getting high.
Pinky : Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
The Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Get absolutely spaced on the primo shit down at the station.
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This revelation comes from police chief Anne Kirkpatrick speaking at a committee meeting requesting approval for a new office lease.
Meanwhile, anyone facing drug possession charges in New Orleans might want to challenge the chain of custody, because if Remy’s started making edibles out of key evidence the jury shouldn’t be able rely on that.
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And if defendants are really bold, move to delay the proceedings as long as possible in hopes that the Burnouts of N.I.M.H. eat up the whole supply before trial.
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