Be it mandated stripper chicken or Judge Glanville’s laughable excuses for why secret meetings with witnesses are actually above board, the YSL RICO trial has had its fair share of humorous moments — even the witnesses want to get in on the fun. Star witness Lil Woody indulged in a bit of depreciation at his time on the stand:
State’s witness Lil Woody posting memes of himself on the stand
Right now I’m feeling like Woody #2 how bout yall? pic.twitter.com/DZNaxKFsDz
— THUGGERDAILY ひ (@ThuggerDaily) June 20, 2024

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And while it is generally a no-no to confuse the plaintiff’s attorney with the state’s witness, it’s hard to not see Brian Steel in Woody #4 after he had to correct the state for citing a case he was the main lawyer for:
Sidebar: peep Ms. love hating reaction 🤣
— THUGGERDAILY ひ (@ThuggerDaily) June 20, 2024
Goes to show the line between the comedic and tragic is a hair’s width apart. As funny as all this is, each day that this charade continues is an affront to Jeffery Williams’s right to due process. Can we get a new, non-witness judge on this case already? Please and thanks.

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Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s. He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at [email protected] and by tweet at @WritesForRent.