* Judge accused of using position to advance family cheesesteak business. Good story to share if you’re wit’ an ethics Whiz. [Legal Intelligencer]
* Robbing Paul to pay Paul?: Paul Weiss partner moves to Paul Hastings because, again, everything is fine at Paul Weiss! [Bloomberg Law News]
* Justice Kagan’s concurrence in D.V.D. makes the most sense when you understand the divide between those who think cold legal formalism can sway these people and those who think we’ve entered a fight for the soul of law. [One First]
* Judge Posner said it all years ago — all the textualism and originalism is just a smokescreen. Too bad Justice Breyer hasn’t learned that lesson yet. [Dorf on Law]
* Street preacher case heading to the Supreme Court, just in time for its new “strict scrutiny, why the hell not?” stance on religion. [Law360]
* Jay Willis really wants to know how much they pay Noah Feldman to keep writing this stuff. [Balls and Strikes]
* Skadden partner takes over as GC at Chinese social media platform Little Red Book. Apparently its founder claims the name was inspired by Bain & Company and his time at Stanford Business and not THE MOST FAMOUS BOOK IN CHINA. [Law.com International]