
* Ninth Circuit able to read the plain text of the 14th Amendment, which is news in 2025. [Reuters]
* Trump administration trying to do the opposite of that old, “look for the union label” ad. Fails, again. For now. [Bloomberg Law]
* Dude, the FBI totally told Trump he was named in the Epstein files months ago. No wonder he’s crashing out. [Wall Street Journal]
* Elena Kagan is piiiiissed at the Supreme Court, which, same girl. [Law and Crime]
* Federal judge trying his best to make sure Trump administration doesn’t totally screw Kilmar Abrego Garcia. We’ll see how that works. [Huffington Post]
* Columbia University inks deal with Trump administration to end “sustained federal scrutiny and institutional uncertainty.” [Politico]