* SEC begs Congress for legislative action on crypto regulation. Congress nodded and held a press conference about using taxpayer dollars to build a ballroom instead. [National Law Journal]
* Big day for Milbank as one of its own breaks world record for fastest marathon dressed as a comic character. [LegalCheek]
* Southern University looks to open a new law school. [ABA Journal]
* White House officially endorses renaming ICE as “NICE,” which will absolutely be pronounced “Nice-ee” to sound like Nazi because the White House is incapable of thinking things through. [Mother Jones]
* When it comes to charges against Terry Rozier, hopefully you took the over. [Courthouse News Service]
* Despite a desperate demand letter and a remedial English government filing, the National Trust refuses to drop its ballroom lawsuit. [Law360]
* Sam Altman’s sister loses her legal team in case against her brother. [Reuters]