* Todd Blanche hands Jim Comey selective prosecution gift, explaining on TV that the DOJ won’t prosecute other “86” speakers. [ABC News]
* 8647 prosecutor who botched legal theory in indictment is so obsessed with earning Trump’s favor that he dresses up like him. [Bloomberg Law News]
* Lawyer fined for passing out drunk in court. [Legal Cheek]
* Gorsuch complains about Supreme Court leaks citing the need for the justices to have “candid conversations,” so they can “find those places where we can reach agreement.” Which would be more persuasive if the leaks we’re seeing were anything but slightly more formal versions of “LOL, suck it!” [Reuters]
* Biglaw attorneys increasingly taking serious allegations to social media over HR. A product of law firm equity partnership becoming increasingly closed off? [American Lawyer]
* Spirit Airlines failed over the weekend amid skyrocketing fuel costs, but did succeed in making every Twitter user into an antitrust expert. [Law360]
* FTC encouraging states to cut ties with the ABA as law school accreditor. [Law.com]