* Baker Hostetler is making out like a bandit on this whole Madoff thing. I’ve always assumed bandits make out with a lot of tongue. Like the French. [New York Times]
* It will take awhile before the effects of the Obama administration’s decision on DOMA are felt. In the meantime, supporters of the law are relying on Congress’s Boehner to fill the gap. [Washington Post]
* Looks like federal judges are going to have to cut costs. It will be a great day when our federal judges get all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale. Not to buy a bomber, but because everyone likes cookies. [ABA Journal]
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* Georgia stands accused of violating federal law in acquiring the drug used for lethal injections. That drug? Jenkem. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]
* So Rent-A-Husband wasn’t a solid gold investment. Who’da thunk it? [USA Today]
* Classically trained Asian impersonator Mickey Rooney is allegedly being abused by his stepson. [Los Angeles Times]
