Dear Akayed Ullah, next time, you best bring Kryptonite.
There is a sense, living in New York, that one of these days, they’re going to get us on our way to work. You don’t really think about it because commuting is really terrible enough. And you’re cognizant that you are more likely to die because the MTA can’t maintain the tracks or because the homeless guy is off his meds than because terrorists think Christmas decorations are up too early. Still, one day, they’ll get us where we’re vulnerable.
BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY.
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And so, today, we laugh it off.
We're all ok in NYC thanks for asking! https://t.co/ERFd4fabAM
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) December 11, 2017
You’ll note that the butt of our best jokes is at the conman masquerading as president. Because he’s the one making us less safe.
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In related news: it appears that everybody drove in today, so… maybe it’s okay if some of your employees who live outside of the city leave a little bit early this evening.
If you see something, say something. Then mock something. It helps.
Elie Mystal is the Executive Editor of Above the Law and the Legal Editor for More Perfect. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at [email protected]. He will resist.