Non-Sequiturs: 05.11.15

* Lindsay Lohan is heading back to community service. This time someone decided the party girl should be helping out at a preschool. She's apparently working down the block from me so I'll keep my eyes out. [Jezebel] * Exploring the labor issues involved in ESPN's hasty and petty considered decision to fire Bill Simmons because he is willing to speak honestly about Roger Goodell. [PrawfsBlawg] * Whoa. Vermont State Senator arrested late last week accused of raping three women. One of the alleged victims was a 15-year-old intern at the time. And then the court released the victims' contact information in direct violation of a judge's order. [VT Digger] * Next time you're in Yellowstone, be careful what you do with your photos: Wyoming just made it illegal to give them to a government agency lest they use the photos to figure out how badly Wyoming is poisoning the environment. Rationality! [Slate] * Bernardo Roman III, who had earned more than a little ire for his representation of the Miccosukee Tribe has, apparently, gotten canned. [South Florida Lawyers] * Meanwhile, Native Americans are both underrepresented and ignored in the profession. [The National Law Journal] * Staci spoke with Nicole Abboud about Women in the Law. [The Gen Why Lawyer] * Shearman partner Richard Hsu chats with Nathan Sawaya, the attorney who left it behind to become The Lego Brick Artist. [Hsu Untied]