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THIS 16-YEAR-OLD IS GOING TO LAW SCHOOL NEXT YEAR: I'm inclined to inform child protective services. MEME OF THE WEEK: Involves UCLA v. Georgetown and I would pay to see this for real. ALITO AND KAGAN DIAL FOR DOLLARS: Not really, but they were in front of Congress explaining why courts need money and stuff. FIND THIS PERSON: Law firm is offering a reward for information leading to the arrest of the person who shot one of their associates. IN MARTIN SHKRELI NEWS: This freaking guy.

By Elie Mystal on March 08, 2019 6:47 pm

Martin Shkreli (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty)

THIS 16-YEAR-OLD IS GOING TO LAW SCHOOL NEXT YEAR: I’m inclined to inform child protective services.

MEME OF THE WEEK: Involves UCLA v. Georgetown and I would pay to see this for real.

ALITO AND KAGAN DIAL FOR DOLLARS: Not really, but they were in front of Congress explaining why courts need money and stuff.

FIND THIS PERSON: Law firm is offering a reward for information leading to the arrest of the person who shot one of their associates.

IN MARTIN SHKRELI NEWS: This freaking guy.