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We have good news. That is not actually an application-hoarding Biglaw office. Find out the real story behind the photo after the jump.
The photo was posted by a student to Imgur. The caption at the time was “My Contracts Professor’s Office.” That caption has since been removed.

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According to the chatter at Reddit, the photo comes to us from UC Santa Cruz. However, it appears to us that the school does not have a law school. If it does, we suspect it is not accredited by the ABA.
Reddit, I present to you, my Contracts professor’s office… [Imgur via Reddit]