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Even AI Knew Something Was Up — See Also

That Time ChatJAG Pointed Out The Obvious: Immediate egg on Hegseth's face.

Look At All That Prestige!: Vault's Biglaw rating struck a little off for not factoring in the pro bono payola firms.

Take That, Ed Martin: Georgetown Law had no qualms with fighting back.

Now That's A Commute!: Could you imagine regularly flying in for class?

On This Week Of Thinking Like A Lawyer: This year of Thinking Like A Lawyer!

What Should We See In 2026?: Here's a list of hope and appropriate snark.

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Mega Merger Just In Time For The Holidays — See Generally

Cadwalader Joining Up With Hogan Lovells: After a few months of merger chatter, we have a new home for America's oldest firm.

ICE Accidentally Publishes Enemies List: The agency briefly posted what looked an awful lot like a watch list of immigration lawyers, in case you're wondering what stage of dystopia we're at.

Lindsey Halligan Gets Taken To The Woodshed Again: Trump’s favorite lawyer continues her tour of adverse rulings and judicial side-eye.

Biglaw Firm Faces Serious Allegations: Former associate accuses former partner of rape and asserts hostile work environment claims against the firm.

Prepare Yourself For Rankings Season Discourse: U.S. News is back to reshuffling law schools, ensuring everyone is furious for reasons no one can fully explain.

Dershowitz Spins Wheel Of Nonsense Legal Theories... Lands On 'What If The 22nd Amendment Isn't Real?': Trump wants a third term and his favorite legal scholar is there to muddy up the constitutional waters .

Man Arrested Over Meme Takes His Case To Court: A civil rights lawsuit asks whether free speech still applies.

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Fighting Firm Pays Its Associates Handsomely! — See Also

WilmerHale Is Paying Out Bonus!: Having a backbone pays the bills!

Associates At Top 50 Firm Can Make Up To $218k In Bonuses!: MoFo is handing out the big bucks!

King & Spalding Joins The Bonus Train: Love to see a match!

Right Wing Piracy: Mike Lee wants to send in pirates to fight the drug war. Not making this up.

No Time To Prepare For Biglaw: Law students are being made to pick their career paths super early.

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Firms Merge To Make The 5th Largest Firm By Revenue! — See Also

Hogan Lovells To Merge With Cadwalader: They'll still be HoLove in our hearts.

A Quiet Bonus Announcement: Morgan Lewis announced bonuses back in November, along with 'extraordinary' bonuses!

Boutique Firm Wows With $355K Bonus!: Amazing time to work for Gjerset & Lorenz!

Former DLA Piper Partner Accused Assault And Battery: The firm is also accused of facilitating a hostile work environment based on sex, among other things.

Man Files Federal Suit After Being Arrested Over A Meme: Everyone should be interested in this free speech case.

Dershowitz Finds A Way To Read Vagueness Into A Cut And Dried 'No': Right wingers keep dropping Originalism when the 22nd Amendment comes up.

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Huge Bonuses And Lindsey Halligan Humiliation — See Also

The Losses Keep Coming: A third no-bill and an evidence lockout!

Boutique Firms Are Where Its At!: Check out the bonuses at Elsberg Baker & Maruri and Cohen Ziffer Frenchman & McKenna!

They're Making A List And Posting It Accidentally: ICE puts immigration lawyers on a watchlist.

Healthcare Premium Spikes Are Gonna Hit Biglaw: Is your firm doing anything to balance out the damage?

Ain't No Party Like A Seward & Kissel Party!: Did your firm break out the floats?! Didn't think so!

Vote On Our Holiday Card Finalists!: Ring in the holidays with competition and judgment!

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Tracking Biglaw Bonuses And War Crimes — See Generally

Bonus Tracker Season Officially Begins: Clear your calendars, mute your partners, and keep refreshing -- the market has opinions and associates have spreadsheets.

Military's New GenAI Knows A War Crime When It Sees One: Pete Hegseth's new toy immediately doubleclicked on why you can't double tap.

Federal Judge Who Allegedly Ignored Court Orders Now Allegedly Ignoring Court Ethics: Emil Bove remains consistent!

The Time For Persuasion Is Over: Justice Sotomayor had the administration by the throat, but opted to try to convince the majority to see reason when the nation is well past that point.

Global Biglaw Merger Discovers Divorce Is Also An Option: The once-trumpeted international tie-up is quietly preparing to go its separate ways, proving synergy is temporary but regret is forever.

Firm Beats Trump In Court, Loses To Office Attendance Policy: After defeating executive overreach, the firm turned inward and mandated more face time with the copy machine.

Professor Sues After Discovering Free Speech Has Conditions: Retaliation over comments about Charlie Kirk heads to federal court, where irony enjoys strong venue selection.