


Arizona The Latest To Explore Dumb Porn Filter Law, This Time To Help Fund Trump’s Fence
Not this guy again....

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Morning Docket: 04.03.17
* Remember Chris Sevier, the man who, in an effort to protest same-sex marriage, filed suit against Florida, Texas, and now Utah because he alleged he was denied the right to marry his computer? A federal judge has refused to dismiss his case because some of his wild claims ought to be heard in court -- and not just for the judge's entertainment. Surprisingly, this wasn't an April Fools' joke. [FOX 13 News] * "It is plausible that Trump’s direction to 'get 'em out of here' advocated the use of force. It was an order, an instruction, a command.' President Trump once again has his bold language to blame for his lawyers' inability to get a lawsuit dismissed. Because free speech isn't a viable defense, a federal judge has refused to toss out allegations that Trump incited violence against protesters at one of his campaign rallies. [NBC News] * "[W]e do not intend to give any professional organizations special access to our nominees." Breaking with tradition, the Trump administration has decided to forgo the American Bar Association's pre-nomination assistance when it comes to evaluating and rubber-stamping candidates for the federal judiciary. We'll have more on this later. [New York Times] * Facebook is requiring that women and ethnic minorities account for at least 33 percent of law firm teams working on its matters. In addition, those firms must "actively identify and create clear and measurable leadership opportunities for women and minorities" who represent the social networking giant. Love. ❤ [DealBook / New York Times] * The ABA may eliminate a requirement that full-time faculty teach at least half of all upper-level courses offered at their law schools. Hmm, if law professors worked half as much, then perhaps their salaries would decrease along with their work load and there would be less of an excuse to keep student tuition so absurdly high. [Inside Higher Ed]

Guy Tries To Marry His Computer — AGAIN — As Stupid Anti-Marriage Equality Protest
Porn addict protests marriage equality in the stupidest way imaginable. And this isn't the first time he's tried this stunt.

Apple Porn Guy Wants To Marry His Porn-Filled Computer
Chris Sevier is back at it, now he's trying to use his addiction to computer porn to keep gay people from getting married. And if that doesn't make sense, you should try reading his motion.

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Apple Porn Guy Sues Obama For Firing Duck Dynasty Guy
Apparently the president is at the heart of a vast conspiracy that hinges entirely on a redneck with a duck call.

Lawyer: Apple Should Protect Me From My Porn Addiction
An attorney brings a federal suit against Apple for failing to block him from naked ladies.