Eugene Scalia

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 09.20.19

* Great to know that lawyers show up in droves to protect dick pics. Truly fighting the important battles. [News4SA] * Oh great, deep fakes are coming for the lawyers. [Law.com] * Another law firm junks mandatory arbitration. [American Lawyer] * Lying is a policy. Maybe not the best, but a policy. [Legal Cheek] * From Frances Perkins to this jackhole. [Courthouse News Service] * State Attorneys General have made a serious impact over the last 20 years. [Corporate Counsel] * Judges may finally be striking back against copyright trolls. [Law360]

By Joe Patrice
Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 09.19.19

* Five Biglaw firms and 26 general counsel have joined together to improve diversity in the profession. Every little bit helps, but it feels like we take stories like these as excuses not to engage in the comprehensive overhaul of the law school machine needed to get real progress. [American Lawyer] * Eugene Scalia's been formally nominated to serve as Secretary of Labor. In true Scalia fashion, he's going to be sad to learn that Labor isn't just what the government forces women to have against their will. [National Law Journal] * Shocking news: people involved in an industry that intentionally describes itself as "crypto" accused of being up to no good. [Law360] * A quick guide to the new draft rules for CFIUS. [Corporate Counsel] * Another look at Bill Brewer's role in the NRA's internal chaos. [Washington Post] * Richmond trying to reinstate segregation which should surprise no one. [Courthouse News Service]

By Joe Patrice
Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 07.25.19

* Jeffrey Epstein sent to the hospital and put on suicide watch. [USA Today] * "I take your question," the legal equivalent of "whatever, dude." [Quartz] * Firms hoping to connect with clients are best off selling their firm through media and the trade press rather than rankings and social media. So, it's time to pull the trigger on that ad campaign in Above the Law you've been considering. [American Lawyer] * While lazy hacks in the media talk about the "optics" of the Mueller testimony, the real discussion of optics should focus on Trump's frantic efforts to squelch release of his tax documents. Some moves just scream you've got something to hide. [Law360] * Eugene Scalia is already caught up in a conflict of interest problem, completing the traditional rite of passage for a member of this administration. [Washington Examiner] * Revisiting Milliken v. Bradley, the case that turned Brown v. Board into an FYI. [NPR] * Puerto Rico's governor announces resignation. [Courthouse News Service]

By Joe Patrice
Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 07.19.19

* Eugene Scalia, a partner at Gibson Dunn, will be nominated as the next Labor secretary to replace Alex Acosta. If that last name sounds familiar, it’s because he’s the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s son. [NPR] * "I disagree with it." President Trump now claims that he was "not happy" with a crowd chanting "send her back" in relation to Somali-born Representative Ilhan Omar, a naturalized U.S. citizen, at one of his re-election campaign rallies. This, after Trump tweeted that Omar and three other congresswomen of color should "go back" to their countries, despite being American-born citizens. [New York Times] * According to recently unsealed court records, per the FBI, then-presidential candidate Donald Trump and some of his top aides were very much involved in a series of hush-money payments made to porn actress Stormy Daniels and Playboy model Karen McDougal. Trump, of course, has very publicly denied having knowledge of such payments. [USA Today] * The House of Representatives passed a bill to gradually hike the federal minimum wage to $15 per hour by 2025. Don't get too excited, because this has little to no chance of passing in the Senate. [CNBC] * In case you missed it, you shouldn't really be surprised by the fact that a judge turned down bail for convicted sex offender and accused child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. He'll remain in jail until trial. [New York Law Journal] * Disgraced former Case Western law school dean Lawrence Mitchell (now known as Ezra Wasserman Mitchell) was quietly let go without a contract renewal at the Shanghai University of Finance and Economics, where he'd been working as a visiting professor, after an investigation into his alleged misconduct. [Cleveland Scene] * It's been five years since FSU Law Professor Dan Markel was murdered in his own home, and we're still waiting for his killers to be brought to justice. [Tallahassee Democrat]

By Staci Zaretsky
Antonin Scalia

Morning Docket: 08.22.13

* The NSA has violated the Constitution for years, you say? And it’s been misleading the FISA court about all of its domestic spying activities? As of this moment, the NSA is on double secret probation! [New York Times] * Imagine how the New York stop-and-frisk case would have turned out if it had been before SCOTUS. The “human toll of unconstitutional stops” may not have been weighed so heavily. [Opinionator / New York Times] * “[N]o one has a crystal ball,” but right now, it’s highly likely that the Supreme Court will take up another gay marriage case. Perhaps it’ll be the one that’s currently unfolding in Pennsylvania. [Legal Intelligencer] * According to a recent survey conducted by Randstad, about 60 percent of lawyers are proud to be members of the legal profession, which is impressive(!) considering how unhappy they are. [The Lawyer] * Birds of a feather really do flock together. Philip Alito, son of Justice Samuel Alito, will join Eugene Scalia, son of Justice Antonin Scalia, at Gibson Dunn’s Washington, D.C. office. [Blog of Legal Times] * Even though the vast majority of his race-based claims were dismissed on summary judgment, this “token black associate” still has a respected Biglaw firm up against the Ropes. [National Law Journal] * Law school applications are plummeting, but top law schools haven’t started scraping the bottom of the barrel — their applicants’ LSAT scores have remained relatively competitive. [WSJ Law Blog (sub. req.)] * I am Chelsea Manning, I am a female.” Considering (s)he was just sentenced to 35 years in prison, Bradley Chelsea Manning sure picked a great time to make this announcement to the world. [Chicago Tribune] * You dare call the Duchess of Dumplins racist and sexist? When it comes to Paula Deen’s new legal team from Morgan Lewis, five are women, and four are black. Take that, Lisa Jackson. [Am Law Daily]

By Staci Zaretsky
Biglaw

Celebrity Summer Associate: Supreme Offspring

Last month, we asked: Who are this year's celebrity summer associates? Our next celebrity summer associate isn't super-famous in his own right (even though he's as good-looking as many a Hollywood actor). Instead, he derives his celebrity from a famous father. So who is he, and where does he work?

By David Lat
Contests

ERISA Hotties: Your Male Nominees

This was absolutely agonizing; but after hours of deliberation, we managed to do it. We reviewed the male side of the field in our ERISA Lawyer Hotties Contest, then painstakingly winnowed it down to twelve deserving finalists. (Yes, we previously said we’d have ten finalists. But picking even a dozen, from so many worthy competitors, […]

By David Lat