Finance Docket

The Citadel chief wouldn’t mind drowning this CAT himself, if that’s what it takes.

Or at least companies allegedly pretending to build said robot overlords.

Although it might admit the continuing litigation has dulled a bit of the schadenfreude.

While his boss is just a Florida Man with Floridian tastes.

If he wins, you can call it Elliott Airlines.

It’s pretty sure JPMorgan & co. have a bit more responsibility for all the fraud going on than the banks do, which is to say none.

Suffice it to say, like the bank’s purported diversity push, it did not work.

By throwing Citron Research’s Andrew Left in prison for a couple of decades.

Funny that, no?

Deutsche Bank has a bit of U.S. commercial real estate-induced Verdauungsstörungen.

From $80 million to $900 million, these legal tech companies are very well-funded.

So sayeth a jury about Ozy Media’s Carlos Watson.

Sure, Mark Nordlicht thought about flying the coop, threatened a prosecutor and was convicted of fraud, but that’s no reason to send a guy up the river, apparently.

Mr. Justice Mellor finally gets around to suggesting that prosecutors look into the alleged Australian fabulist.

Walgreens’ financial performance is still rocky, but experts agree there is a good chance that CEO Tim Wentworth can lead the company to recovery.

Judge Lewis Liman may think there may not be enough evidence to support seven figures, but these panels of Youngjoo Rhee’s peers disagree.

Crispin Odey has a lot less money in which to drown his sorrows about this week’s Tory wipeout.

Too forgiving, according to JPMorgan Chase.

Jho Low may be a myth, a spook story G-men tell their kids at night, but he can tell you where he stores his very real Monets.

And he’s betting that the Carlyle Group can’t.