Florida

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 12.28.21

* Build Bombs Better: Biden just passed a $777B military budget. Maybe next year we can use 2.5% of that to end homelessness. [Aljazeera] * Do you solemnly swear to uphold the truth, so help you God? Maybe? Eh, good enough. [ABA Journal] * Floridian lawmakers have some legal resolutions lined up for the new year — here are a couple. [Tampa Bay Times] * Forced birthers scored major wins against abortion's legality in 2021. Determine the lay of the land to prepare for what's next. [ABC News] * Are offices delaying openings because of an abundance of sneezes or a short supply of skill? You decide. [Law360]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 10.27.21

* In addition to automatically going to heaven, Texas law makes sure dogs won't be kept on chains outside. [Houston Chronicle] * Two men who lynched a runner in Georgia are hoping a law that dates back to slavery can keep them out of prison. If you're reading this in Alabama and feel like you've inadvertently been exposed to CRT, please grow up. [Reuters] * Despite the dire warnings of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend,  people are still taking the LSAT — and their scores are better on average. [Reuters] * Florida is luring dissatisfied and unvaccinated cops with a sign-on bonus. This looks like an negligent hiring suit waiting to happen. [Hernando Sun] * The Patriot Act just celebrated its 20th birthday! Will this be its last? [Just Security]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 09.03.21

* Dude LARPing as a shaman during the failed insurrection pleads guilty. He might be the son of the witches they tried to burn, but he should have brushed up on his anti-containment spells. [CNN] * Ex-DA charged with obstructing justice in Ahmaud Arbery's murder. [CNBC] * Match CEO and Bumble team up to support folks swiped by SB8. [NBC News] * The House is trying to codify Roe v Wade after SCOTUS opted out of doing their job. Let's see how this goes. [PBS] * Surprising no one, Florida is already in the works styling an abortion law based on the one in Texas. [Forbes]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 08.18.21

* Federal law implemented not long after MLK Jr. was murdered is being used against protestors. What if the arc of the moral universe bends toward repetition? [The Intercept] * Tasked with repping reparations, Illinois is looked to for success indicators. [The Guardian] * An uptick in violent crime prompts a change in police advocacy. [Reuters] * Couple charged with conspiracy for selling stolen baby formula online. Dangerous child's play, that. [WSFA] * Florida districts that didn't allow their students to mask off might be under fire. [ABC News]