Kyle Rittenhouse

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 11.22.21

* On today's episode of  Strange Scholarships™: Sheriffs who pick and choose when to enforce the laws they are supposed to uphold. [The Daily Beast] * New York's "Nourish Bill" will encourage farmers to send their surplus produce to food banks. This is a kind of corn-y I can get behind! [WIVB] * Texas passes law that puts penalties on being too good of a Samaritan. [The Battalion] * If you've served your country and need another reason to not harm your partner(s) — be horrible and they may take your precious gun(s) away. [Military.com] * For any 0Ls who'd like some help wrapping their heads around the Rittenhouse verdict, here are a couple lawyers who might help make sense of self-defense doctrine. [NPR]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 11.15.21

* “What is this? A video for ants!?” - A jury member who wasn’t allowed to zoom in on the trial video, probably. [Engadget] * Starting soon, New York will require that excess food be put to good use. Bleach companies aren’t gonna like this one bit. [Times Union] *After you fight all the other K-JDs, you face their king — a 19-year-old from Kansas. [News Nation Now] * Breaking Sad: Dude busted trying to sell fake meth. Maybe he was just really committed to his Walter White costume? [Our Quad Cities] * In Boulder, cars have been going for a steal! Just because you’re not paying attention doesn’t mean no one else is. [Daily Camera]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 11.12.21

* Trump thinks it's reasonable that his followers were yelling "Hang Mike Pence." I knew he was the vice president, but who knew the vice was wrath? [Daily Beast] * One way to support our service folks might be allowing them to sue the Defense Department. [San Francisco Chronicle] * Rittenhouse's judge is starting to give me Alabama vibes. Money on which group he's gonna piss off next? [CNN] * Oop, found the answer, he's gonna piss off the impartiality people. Applauding a person about to take the stand might lead to prejudicial deference to their testimony — who knew? [Rolling Stone] * In a win for labor rights, immigrant detainees in Washington will have to be paid at least minimum wage! Woop woop! [Time]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 02.08.21

* President Trump's impeachment lawyer has asked that the impeachment trial be paused for the Jewish Sabbath. Guess he doesn't roll shomer shabbos... [CNN] * A Florida lawyer accidentally flashed his medical marijuana card instead of his driver's license in a video that has gone viral. [Fox News] * The Supreme Court has ruled that some of California's restrictions on in-person worship are unconstitutional. [NPR] * Kyle Rittenhouse, the teenager accused of shooting protestors in Kenosha, Wisconsin, has fired an attorney who raised a substantial amount of money for Rittenhouse's legal defense. [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel] * Subways is offering 15% off tuna sandwiches after a lawsuit was filed alleging the company does not use real tuna. Something smells fishy... [Yahoo News]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 10.01.20

* An Irish court has held that bread used in Subway sandwiches is too sugary to meet the legal definition of bread as a "staple" food for tax break purposes. Maybe they should put more "dough" into their bread... [New York Post] * The Kentucky Attorney General will need to release materials related to grand jury proceedings over the death of Breonna Taylor by tomorrow. [CNN] * An attorney for the alleged Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse announced plans to sue Joe Biden's campaign over ads which purportedly depict Rittenhouse as a white supremacist. [Fox News] * The Nevada Attorney General has warned that he will prosecute the type of poll watching allegedly suggested by President Trump at Tuesday's presidential debate. [Hill] * A lawyer was suspended from practice for failing to pay bar dues or filing a registration statement for years and practicing law while administratively suspended. Pay your bar dues everyone! [Bloomberg Law]