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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 01.06.22
* A New York firm by any name would be just as legal. Unless it’s confusing. [Bloomberg Law]
* World’s most famous naked baby has one (1) more chance to sue Nirvana over their Nevermind cover. [ABA Journal]
* Over 100 years after the matter, Homer Plessy is pardoned for his crime of not respecting “separate but equal.” Quite the legal Odyssey. [AP News]
* “Only you can maintain democracy,” say law deans reflecting on today, a year ago. [Reuters]
* Wisconsin law outlaws rubber necking and double texting around accidents. [News8000]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 08.25.21
* Nirvana faces suit for child porn propagation. Looks like they should have put Something in the Way of that baby. [CBS News]
* No Karoshi, No Problem!: Ending burnout culture starts with us. [Law.com]
* Religious freedom case against mask mandate didn’t have a prayer in the 6th Circuit. [ABA Journal]
* Show me the fake news. No faker. Even faker. “There were no crisis moments under Trump!” Perfection. [HuffPost]
* The majority of Floridians support mask mandates at school. Maybe Florida Man™ can be reasoned with. [Newsweek]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 03.15.19
* “This is not a normal vote. This will be a vote about the very nature of our constitution and the separation of powers.” The Senate voted to reject President Trump’s declaration of the national emergency, with 12 Republicans joining with their Democratic colleagues. Now, we’ll wait for the reality TV spectacular that will be the president’s first veto. [Washington Post]
* A poster of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was the target of anti-Semitic graffiti in New York. The NYPD’s Hate Crimes Task Force is investigating. We’ll have more on this later. [New York Times]
* Key prosecutors on special counsel Robert Mueller’s team are leaving, which could signal that the Russian election interference is coming to an end. The latest prosecutor to head for the exit is Andrew Weissmann, who led cases against Paul Manafort and Rick Gates. [NPR]
* Was President Trump “dangling the possibility of a pardon” in front of Michael Cohen as a way to keep his former lawyer from telling the truth? If that’s what happened, House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler says it would’ve been a “terrible” abuse of power.[CNN]
* In a 420-0 vote, the House of Representatives “overwhelmingly” approved a resolution urging the Justice Department to make special counsel Robert Mueller’s full report available to Congress. This might matter. Maybe? [POLITICO]
* “About being fired, all I can say is it wasn’t my decision and I wish the center the best.” The Southern Poverty Law Center has fired its co-founder Morris Dees over a “personnel issue.” What happened here? [AL.com]
* Marc Jacobs has filed a motion to dismiss the copyright lawsuit filed by Nirvana over the designer’s use of Kurt Cobain’s yellow smiley face, claiming that the fashion house “reinterpreted the design to incorporate [a Marc Jacobs] branding element into an otherwise commonplace image.” [Hypebeast]
* Former U.S. Sen. Birch Bayh, author of the Title IX law, RIP. [ESPN]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 08.03.15
* According to this former Supreme Court clerk, Justice Scalia’s judicial zingers are just like porn in that they’re “titillating, but over time they coarsen the culture of which they are a part.” (Plus, for what it’s worth, the jurist’s audience usually never gets a money shot.) [Washington Post]
* Better late than never? The ABA dropped the hammer on law schools trying to game their employment stats with a new rule that’ll force them to report school-funded jobs as part-time unless certain length and salary reqs are met. [WSJ Law Blog]
* The largest of D.C.’s largest law firms grew even larger over the past year, and thanks to a merger, an outsider firm — Morgan Lewis — managed to infiltrate the capital’s Big Four. Sorry, WilmerHale, but maybe 2016 will be your comeback year. [National Law Journal]
* In other ABA news, the Section of Legal Education and Admissions to the Bar rejected a plea for academic credit for paid externships, because we apparently want to keep students as indebted as possible before they begin their professional legal careers. [ABA Journal]
* A judge dismissed a lawsuit filed by Richard Lee, a known conspiracy theorist, who sought the release of the Seattle police department’s death-scene photographs from Nirvana star Kurt Cobain’s suicide. Hey! Wait! He’ll file a new complaint. [Seattle Times]
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