Gee, Alec, Tell Us How You Really Feel

In a forthcoming interview in GQ, actor Alec Baldwin lashes out at his ex-wife, Kim Basinger. According to Page Six, “Baldwin claims she told such horrible lies about him that he wanted to die.”
But Baldwin saves some of his harshest words for Basinger’s lawyers at the Beverly Hills firm of Hersh, Mannis & Bogen. He offers this colorful description of prominent divorce lawyer Judy Bogen:

[Judy] Bogen, she’s this 300-pound homunculus whose face looks like a cross between a bulldog and a clenched fist. She’s this hideously angry-looking woman. She’d snarl and hiss.

The responsible journalists over at Page Six tried to contact Bogen for comment. But, as they drily note, “Bogen did not return our call.”
We tried to locate pictures of Judy Bogen — our curiosity was definitely piqued by Baldwin’s remarks — but were unsuccessful. If you can help us out, please drop us a line.
Alec: We hate to quibble, but… a “300-pound homunculus”? Isn’t a homunculus supposed to be small?
Someone Tell Alec Baldwin To Shut His Big Mouth [Entertainmentwise]
Hersh Mannis & Bogen [official website]

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