November 2006

Bonuses

Bonus Envy: Behold the Banker Bucks

We’re getting close to that time of year again: bonus season. And here at Above the Law, we’ll be following associate bonus news very closely. Please share all your bonus news and rumors with us, by email (tips AT abovethelaw DOT com). But before you get all excited about the extra $25,000 that might be […]

Election Law

Morning Docket: 11.08.06

* Democrats take back the House. [CNN] * And maybe the Senate. [CNN] * Just what we need in Washington: more lawyers. [WSJ Law Blog; WSJ Law Blog] * It still might be possible to have an abortion in South Dakota after all. [AP via Yahoo! News] * But partial-birth intact-dilation-and-evacuation abortions could be in […]

Celebrities

Non-Sequiturs: 11.07.06

* It’s becoming a trend. Another member of the bar takes his own life after being accused of sexual misconduct. [New York Times] * Let’s keep it light, shall we? Yup, Britney has finally wised up. The bad news is that she lost her lawsuit against US Magazine; the court held that Britney asked for […]

Biglaw

More Musical Chairs: 11.07.06

Hey, did you hear? Britney Spears is getting divorced! Oh yes, notable promotions and moves within the legal profession. In addition to the new Wachtell Lipton partners, here are some other items worth noting: Lateral Moves: * Litigator Eugene Bannigan, litigator Dominick DeChiara, and private equity lawyer Bradley Vaiana, to Nixon Peabody. Bannigan came from […]

Celebrities

Breaking: Britney Spears Files for Divorce!!!

Midterm elections, consider yourselves upstaged. Pop princess Britney Spiers is divorcing her wastrel husband, Kevin Federline. More details, from TMZ (which broke the story, and has a copy of the divorce petition (PDF)): [T]he legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, [cite] “irreconcilable differences.” In her petition, Spears asks for both legal […]

Biglaw

Musical Chairs: Wachtell Lipton’s New Partners

Wachtell Lipton, the obscenely profitable and dazzlingly prestigious New York law firm, just elected three lawyers to its millionaires’ club partnership. By firm tradition, the partnership vote takes place on Election Day each year. Expect an official announcement tomorrow; we bring you the news today. The three lucky, talented, and hardworking new partners are: — […]

Weddings

Your October 2006 Couple of the Month

Last week, we opened the polls in our October 2006 Couple of the Month competition. And today — Election Day, natch — we closed ’em. It was an exciting race. Lori Alvino and Matthew McGill took an early lead, which they held through the weekend. But Katherine Dowling and Marc Axelbaum started gaining on them […]

Drugs

Lawsuit of the Day: “Have It Your Way,” Indeed

Back when we worked at McDonald’s, customers would ask us if we sold onion rings. We would tell them, with suppressed exasperation, that no, sorry, we don’t. If you want onion rings, try Burger King. And if you want your food laced with pot, try Burger King, too. From the AP: Two police officers sued […]

Celebrities

Nothing Is Certain But Death, Taxes — and Jury Duty

For those of you who dread receiving that jury duty summons, some bad news: Jury duty is getting harder to avoid. From USA Today: No one keeps national figures on jury duty no-shows, but the American Judicature Society considers the problem an epidemic in some communities, especially large urban areas such as Miami, Houston and […]

Biglaw

Fried Frank Partner, Accused of Rape, Found Dead

One of you drew our attention to this item, which is gossipy and engrossing, but not terribly humorous. Suicide and rape (or allegations thereof) don’t lend themselves well to laughs. From New York Magazine: “It’s bizarre, unfortunate,” Steve Coleman, an Atlanta police officer, was saying about New York attorney Andrew Gardner (at right). Gardner, 39, […]

Celebrities

Morning Docket: 11.07.06

* Diebold with a vengeance. [MSNBC] * SLAPP me baby one more time. [WSJ Law Blog] * Snoops, he did it again. [CNN] * I smell a red tree vole. [AP via How Appealing] * Maybe we should get some folks from the Carter Center involved. [CBS News]