Non-Sequiturs: 05.02.07

* Populist department stores: so little security, so many male sales assistants in the shoe department. [New York Post]
* No longer lost in Yonkers. [1010 WINS]
* The sure-fire way to make sure you’re getting the lowest possible price. [Palm Beach Post]
* We’d all breathe a little easier–figuratively and literally, since all those pedophiles opting out of car travel would probably drive those CO2 emissions way down. [Sentencing Law and Policy]

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