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Weird Email of the Day: Are You Missing a Necktie?

necktie 2 sex doorknob Above the Law blog.jpgAn attorney sent this office-wide email to the entire Washington office of Arnold & Porter:

To: [D.C. office of Arnold & Porter]
Subject: Did you leave your tie on my chair?

I know this may sound ridiculous, however, I’m not sure how to handle this unusual situation. I don’t know where it came from, but this morning I found a tie on my chair…

If you left it here and would like it returned, please let me know. My general apologies for this interruption in your day.


Question for sender: Is your office chair all sticky today?

(hidden for your protection)

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