An attorney sent this office-wide email to the entire Washington office of Arnold & Porter:
To: [D.C. office of Arnold & Porter]
Subject: Did you leave your tie on my chair?
I know this may sound ridiculous, however, I’m not sure how to handle this unusual situation. I don’t know where it came from, but this morning I found a tie on my chair…
If you left it here and would like it returned, please let me know. My general apologies for this interruption in your day.
Question for sender: Is your office chair all sticky today?